plato!'s definitions

you didn't eat enough weetabix

You say this to someone woh can't push a door open.

You didn't eat enough weetabixi!

by plato! October 29, 2024

it kills the hiccups

If you stop breathing for 20 mins.

If you stop breathing for 20 mins it kills the hiccups and if you didn't want them in your life.

by plato! February 24, 2024

ticked (his) last tock

Someone's last words.

He ticked (his) last tock.

by plato! April 21, 2024

mammogram nanogram

When you get a test for iron levels and instead of getting 25 micrograms, you get a one digit number in nanograms!

I just had a mammogram nanogram.

by plato! October 30, 2024

m&s

mole and shrew

m&s shirt

by plato! February 3, 2024

what the fusion

When you see a furry cat in your bedroof.

What the fusion?! Beesah jammed the reactor!!!!!

by plato! August 2, 2024

goot

A strange looking goat!

I have a goot next door.

by plato! October 29, 2024