townie:"dude your like so cool how do you do it????"
ME(PJ, goth):"Well for a start i have loads of friends"
townie:"can you help me become cool?"
Me:"piss off i have firends to see to girl friends to shag and people to beat up for my money back"
Townie:"ohh ok"
ME(PJ, goth):"Well for a start i have loads of friends"
townie:"can you help me become cool?"
Me:"piss off i have firends to see to girl friends to shag and people to beat up for my money back"
Townie:"ohh ok"
by PJ May 05, 2004

by PJ February 26, 2003

A "Soft Cock",
A person who who cannot consumate.
A very poor effort or attempt.
Derived from FINNISH words meaning exactly FLOPPY DICK / penus.
Example a sales guy makes the deal, but the factory screws up on the delivery.
Like flirting all night to get a lady into bed, then producing a flacid member, at the crucial moment.
A person who who cannot consumate.
A very poor effort or attempt.
Derived from FINNISH words meaning exactly FLOPPY DICK / penus.
Example a sales guy makes the deal, but the factory screws up on the delivery.
Like flirting all night to get a lady into bed, then producing a flacid member, at the crucial moment.
by PJ December 04, 2003

That ever so important first dump of the day. Not to be confused with the crack head "morning blast" or the sexual "morning blast"
by pj November 27, 2004

Website for beyond Z-list wasters putting a drain on the national economy by making smart arse comments rather than doing any work. They revel in their micro celebrity by getting together and calling themselves by their user id's.
by pj July 17, 2003


Liam is this
Liam, a bloody pikey, went to the store to buy bread but instead was given a pogo stick since the storekeeper couldn't fucking understand him.
by PJ May 18, 2004
