by piss jerking March 08, 2017
Steve-Hey Tom my farts smell like salmonella
Tom- you should see Dr. Methaine he's the best fart doctor in town
Tom- you should see Dr. Methaine he's the best fart doctor in town
by piss jerking March 02, 2017
When a female flexes her vaginal muscles during intercourse and holds the male genitalia hostage until you cum inside.
This is normally done as a tactic to have a child when the female is suspects your holding in your loads because you dont want children
This is normally done as a tactic to have a child when the female is suspects your holding in your loads because you dont want children
steve- I think i got stacey pregnent
bill- wtf i thought she was just your side bitch
steve- she is but i got my dick stuck in a cunt gaunlet and could hold in my cum
bill- wtf i thought she was just your side bitch
steve- she is but i got my dick stuck in a cunt gaunlet and could hold in my cum
by piss jerking March 08, 2017
by piss jerking March 08, 2017
by piss jerking March 08, 2017
by piss jerking March 02, 2017
a magical land of flatulance where all people are created equally free to fart where ever they please. It is a culturally acceptable to fart in a strangers face and considered rude if you do not bury your nose into their ass and sniff it.
by piss jerking August 02, 2021