When individuals use extreme bluster and bravado over the phone when they cannot back it up in person. Occurs because of the distance between the two parties and usually with caller ID block for extra protection.
A job applicant who did not get the job got very hostile at me today. He had a huge case of telenuts, going on and on how I was a dead man walking.
by Phill Latio August 05, 2007
Mike: "Wow. Brandee got into the University of Georgia? How did that happen? She can't afford shit."
Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."
Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."
Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."
Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."
by Phill Latio September 11, 2007
After a long night of playing his Nintendo John had to call in sick for work the next day as he was day to day with Nintennis Elbow.
by Phill Latio April 05, 2008
Someone who you have carnal relations with. Anyone who you fuck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Kovac: "I couldn't get ahold of you last night dawg."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."
by Phill Latio May 08, 2008
Brad:I ran into some hottie the other day outside of El Furniture Warehouse and was trying to pick her up. Too bad the new girl from the office was walking by. Now she's telling everyone in the office I'm a man whore.
Kyle: That totally mackfired. Hahahah
Kyle: That totally mackfired. Hahahah
by Phill Latio September 06, 2008
The strongest sweat or body odor known to man. It is so bad you want to vomit and then smell the vomit rather than the worspiration.
Justin: Wow. Chris finally made it home from work. Homeboy worked a sixteen hour day.
Kovac: He smells like it too. It'll take multiple showers to get the worspiration off.
Kovac: He smells like it too. It'll take multiple showers to get the worspiration off.
by Phill Latio December 02, 2007
Peter: Is that Corey hanging from the chandelier? Kai's parents aren't gonna be impressed.
Kai: Your friend's a real ass act!
Kai: Your friend's a real ass act!
by Phill Latio January 05, 2008