phill latio's definitions
When individuals use extreme bluster and bravado over the phone when they cannot back it up in person. Occurs because of the distance between the two parties and usually with caller ID block for extra protection.
A job applicant who did not get the job got very hostile at me today. He had a huge case of telenuts, going on and on how I was a dead man walking.
by Phill Latio August 6, 2007
Get the Telenutsmug. Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.
Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.
by Phill Latio July 6, 2008
Get the optical intrusionmug. Busting your load on your partner in way that is amusing to you and/or your friends but not so much to your partner. It can involve anything from pulling out and busting a nut on her face/ear to such famed manuevers as the spiderman, superman or even the gorilla.
by Phill Latio February 15, 2008
Get the immature ejaculationmug. Someone who you have carnal relations with. Anyone who you fuck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Kovac: "I couldn't get ahold of you last night dawg."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."
by Phill Latio May 8, 2008
Get the Cumpadremug. James: Wow! Look at the size of the ass on that chick!
Heavy N: She's got an AssUV on there.
James: I'd still like to get in. Hahaha.
Heavy N: She's got an AssUV on there.
James: I'd still like to get in. Hahaha.
by Phill Latio June 12, 2008
Get the AssUVmug. The strongest sweat or body odor known to man. It is so bad you want to vomit and then smell the vomit rather than the worspiration.
Justin: Wow. Chris finally made it home from work. Homeboy worked a sixteen hour day.
Kovac: He smells like it too. It'll take multiple showers to get the worspiration off.
Kovac: He smells like it too. It'll take multiple showers to get the worspiration off.
by Phill Latio December 29, 2007
Get the Worspirationmug. Mike: "Wow. Brandee got into the University of Georgia? How did that happen? She can't afford shit."
Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."
Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."
Shawn: "Easy. She's on a scholarstrip."
Mike: "It all makes sense now. I thought I saw someone who looked like her at the Flamingo last night. It was her. Haha."
by Phill Latio September 22, 2007
Get the Scholarstripmug.