philbad's definitions

musquirt

The watery liquid that comes out of the mustard bottle if one fails to shake it vigorously.

Excuse me my good man, but your are getting musquirt all over my wife...

by philbad July 9, 2004

fuktard

any person who attempts to add an actual person to Urban Dictionary, not a type of person but the name of...

if you try to add names such as Dave, Shiristi, Amanda, Andre, Vikas...etc to Urban Dictionary - you are a fuktard, for Urban Dictionary is for clever words and expressions.

by philbad February 23, 2020

poongoon

Someone who is crazy about the poon.

One that is transfixed by the poon.

He who thinks poon is the greatest.

The poon's biggest fan.

Me.

I love that beautiful stinky poon.

Yes, I am a poongoon.

by philbad May 31, 2005

poomergency

A rather urgent situation where the poop gremlin comes calling at the worst possible time.

my daughter had a real poomergency when we in the car for 8 hrs.

by philbad February 23, 2020

bukkake

The practice of giving a spunky facial to one lovely lass by several strapping lads (and oh yes, distance counts).

Boo-kok-eee: from the latin word butis kokium` which loosly translated means to face paint with secret sauce.

Grandma got her wish last nite when Joey and the scouts bukkakeed her twice.
Oh, how they laughed and sang campfire songs afterwards. Then Grandma made cocoa for everyone.

by philbad July 16, 2008

silly fuck

A very silly person or a normally serious person who for some strange reason is acting out of character via goofy remarks , comments, or actions.

Hey you silly fuck, stop eating all those paint chips!

Peanutbutter & motor oil does not make for a good sandwich, you silly fuck!

Listen, you silly fuck...if you think that grandma's tits are sexy then you should see her ass!

by philbad August 28, 2005