fuktard

any person who attempts to add an actual person to Urban Dictionary, not a type of person but the name of...
if you try to add names such as Dave, Shiristi, Amanda, Andre, Vikas...etc to Urban Dictionary - you are a fuktard, for Urban Dictionary is for clever words and expressions.
by philbad February 23, 2020
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skullett

skull- 'et

A skullett is the stupid bald man's hopeless (& more hideous) version of the dumbass redneck's mullett.

Long and stringy in back, chrome dome up top. Nothing left to comb-over.
If you want to see a skullett in its natural habitat, go to any NASCAR event and enjoy...only don't make fun, as he usually only has an 8th grade education and is very drunk and has lost his ability to reason, hence thinking the skullett is a cool hairstyle.
by philbad May 18, 2005
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bukkake

The practice of giving a spunky facial to one lovely lass by several strapping lads (and oh yes, distance counts).

Boo-kok-eee: from the latin word butis kokium` which loosly translated means to face paint with secret sauce.
Grandma got her wish last nite when Joey and the scouts bukkakeed her twice.
Oh, how they laughed and sang campfire songs afterwards. Then Grandma made cocoa for everyone.
by philbad May 27, 2005
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beautiful stink

The perfume of the vaggerific cavern.

One may be prone to say "I smell pussy!"

Smells so good, I want to eat it.
C'mon babe, lemme get in that beautiful stink of yours.

Its so nice-n-stinky...may I, oh please?

It is really the only stinky thing that smells good.
by philbad May 27, 2005
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poondoggle

To play with one's poonie.

To entertain your woman's vaggy.

To have the sex.
"Oh boy, Sara Sue, I'd sure like to poondoggle you..."

"Well, ok, just this once but don't tell Mom & Dad"
by philbad January 06, 2005
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poongoon

Someone who is crazy about the poon.

One that is transfixed by the poon.

He who thinks poon is the greatest.

The poon's biggest fan.
Me.

I love that beautiful stinky poon.

Yes, I am a poongoon.
by philbad May 27, 2005
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