philanewbie's definitions

LRX

A dismissive term referring to Little Rock National Airport. Sarcastically comparing it LAX. The official greeting at LRX is "Welcome to Little Rock, please set your watches back 30 years and close all open minds".

I'm flying into LRX ....I sure hope the ladder works this time. I got rope burns climbing out the plane last time I was there.

by philanewbie May 30, 2009

Right Trash

The extreme right wing cousin to white trash and trailer trash. An avid Faux news viewer, NRA member and holy roller when it benefits them.

Lillian - Marge, did you see that sign some Right Trash had at the tea party.

Marge - No

Lillian - It said "Bury Obamacare with Kennedy"

Marge - Right Trash, indeed!

by philanewbie September 12, 2009

dramabook

Dramabook is a social networking site used by drama whores to complain about their lives through constant postings. In the south most of these consist of the words "pray 4 me yawwwwl"

Bubba Sue - OMG dramabook friends ...yawwwwl, I just broke a nail...pray 4 me yawwwwl!!!

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by philanewbie September 20, 2009

Pornificate

Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.

My roommate pornificates 10 to 12 hours a day on his computer and his iphone.

by Philanewbie July 3, 2010

ahhavesinned

Mea culpa of all televangelists and southern preachers when caught with their pants down or with their hands in the offering plate. (spoken in a southern accent, usually while shaking their head vehemently and crying faux crocodile tears).

Rev Bubba gave the "ahhavesinned" sermon today after he was arrested for soliciting a blow job from an undercover cop.

by philanewbie September 12, 2009

Baby Daddy

Baby Daddy is the most common male first name in Filthadelphia due to the large number of males who seemingly have no name.

Shaquisha - There go my baby daddy.

Shaquantilla - No dat my baby daddy.

Shaniqua - No you hos he my baby daddy.

by philanewbie November 27, 2009

Detroit on the Delaware

Reference to Philadelphia's location and status as the nation's second largest burned out ghetto/city. Detroit is clearly the reigning champion of ghettoness.

Chad - I'm going to Philly on business next week.

Brad - Be sure and take body armor...they don't call it Detroit on the Delaware for nothing.

by Philanewbie November 5, 2009