phil k's definitions

stale

lame, boring, trivial, uninteresting

Man, that party was stale as hell.

by phil k February 8, 2004

P.I.T.A

Pain In The Ass

This job is a PITA.

by phil k February 8, 2004

bus

1/ The worst way of getting a murdered corpse to its dump site.

2/ a long car

"dude lets not take the bus this corspe aint getting any fresher"

by Phil k May 3, 2005

hic-burp

This is when you nearly hiccup, but instead of "cupping" you burp instead.
This usually occurs after after a post-meal smoke.
You have a meal, then go for a ciggarette. Normally after the first puff you experience the "hic-burp".
And the more you try to stop it from occuring, the worse it gets. And don't even try to speak.

Person 1:
Hey man what do you think of the new Star Wars?

Person 2:
Its cool except... (puffs on ciggie).."Hic..."
"Hic-Burp! "...oh, excuse m..."hic.......BURP!"

Person 2 :
Ha. You got the hic-burps!!!

by Phil k May 27, 2005

ditchpig

An ugly, overweight female.

"My god, what a ditchpig"

by phil k April 22, 2005

nobsense

Talking rubbish.
Usually rubbish spoken by a nob.
hence nobsense.

"that guys a nob...he's talking nobsense".

by Phil k May 16, 2005

gom

A moist, warm vagina

He pounded her "gom" with his magnificent dork.

by phil k April 22, 2005