phil k's definitions

stale

lame, boring, trivial, uninteresting

Man, that party was stale as hell.

by phil k February 8, 2004

Team Hang Out With Your Wang Out

In a pickup game of football amongst friends, the better of the two teams is known as Team Hang Out With Your Wang Out. The other team is then relegated the name Team Rock Out With Your Cock Out, which is not bad either, but not quite as good.

"Alright, we got Andy AND W, plus Phil. I decree us Team Hang Out With Your Wang Out. Ya'll can be Team Rock Out With Your Cock Out. We get ball first."

by Phil k March 24, 2005

nobsense

Talking rubbish.
Usually rubbish spoken by a nob.
hence nobsense.

"that guys a nob...he's talking nobsense".

by Phil k May 16, 2005

bus

1/ The worst way of getting a murdered corpse to its dump site.

2/ a long car

"dude lets not take the bus this corspe aint getting any fresher"

by Phil k May 3, 2005

ditchpig

An ugly, overweight female.

"My god, what a ditchpig"

by phil k April 22, 2005

hic-burp

This is when you nearly hiccup, but instead of "cupping" you burp instead.
This usually occurs after after a post-meal smoke.
You have a meal, then go for a ciggarette. Normally after the first puff you experience the "hic-burp".
And the more you try to stop it from occuring, the worse it gets. And don't even try to speak.

Person 1:
Hey man what do you think of the new Star Wars?

Person 2:
Its cool except... (puffs on ciggie).."Hic..."
"Hic-Burp! "...oh, excuse m..."hic.......BURP!"

Person 2 :
Ha. You got the hic-burps!!!

by Phil k May 27, 2005

gom

A moist, warm vagina

He pounded her "gom" with his magnificent dork.

by phil k April 22, 2005