phil k's definitions

fanny

There is only one true definition of this word.
And that is "pussy". Not "butt" or "ass".
The yanks have it wrong again.
Think of it this way: Americans speak English. English don't speak American. It's that simple really.
We are right, you are wrong.And we're not your cousins.

"Nothing i like better than pounding a fanny.That means i fuck pussy. Not ass.Like a gay american"

by phil k April 24, 2005

Wuder

Water, but said wrong. This is done by many residents of West Chester, PA, and may be common in other parts of the world as well. People who said 'wuder' instead of 'water' got made fun of in 6th grade.

"Teacher, may I go get a drink of wuder?"
"Hey, Timmy said 'wuder'! Hahaha!"
(much pointing and laughing. Timmy puts his head down and cries)

by Phil k June 5, 2005

nobsense

Talking rubbish.
Usually rubbish spoken by a nob.
hence nobsense.

"that guys a nob...he's talking nobsense".

by Phil k May 16, 2005

ditchpig

An ugly, overweight female.

"My god, what a ditchpig"

by phil k April 22, 2005

P.I.T.A

Pain In The Ass

This job is a PITA.

by phil k February 8, 2004

hic-burp

This is when you nearly hiccup, but instead of "cupping" you burp instead.
This usually occurs after after a post-meal smoke.
You have a meal, then go for a ciggarette. Normally after the first puff you experience the "hic-burp".
And the more you try to stop it from occuring, the worse it gets. And don't even try to speak.

Person 1:
Hey man what do you think of the new Star Wars?

Person 2:
Its cool except... (puffs on ciggie).."Hic..."
"Hic-Burp! "...oh, excuse m..."hic.......BURP!"

Person 2 :
Ha. You got the hic-burps!!!

by Phil k May 27, 2005

gom

A moist, warm vagina

He pounded her "gom" with his magnificent dork.

by phil k April 22, 2005