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by Phil k May 3, 2005
Get the bus mug.im amazed at how the author of this definition spends his/her time slating other peoples defititions (or lack of), only to offer their OPINION on this band (who no-one has heard of) as a FACT.
FACT...you are a twat.
OPINION...ABH are good.
FACT...you are a twat.
OPINION...ABH are good.
"In my opinion, ABH are great.but i know, if we were to apply scientific rigour to this theory,we would quickly realise that it is utter bullshit.And all my opinions thereafter should be considered WRONG!"
by phil k April 24, 2005
Get the anywhere but here mug.1/ not to be confused with "twain towers", a research institute dedicated to the study of the life and times of Huckleberry Finn
2/ Also not to be confused with the string superstore located in new hampshire see Twine Towers
3/ Not to be confused with the second Lord of the Rings movie see overhyped shit
4/ Formerly the worlds tallest building, now renowned as being the most expensive hole in the ground ever created.
5/ an example of how NOT to land an aircraft (unless you hate americans) see rest of the world
2/ Also not to be confused with the string superstore located in new hampshire see Twine Towers
3/ Not to be confused with the second Lord of the Rings movie see overhyped shit
4/ Formerly the worlds tallest building, now renowned as being the most expensive hole in the ground ever created.
5/ an example of how NOT to land an aircraft (unless you hate americans) see rest of the world
"aim for the one on the left mohammed, don't worry if you miss, there are two of them"
"excuse me sir, do you have a copy of Microsoft flight simulator with the Twin towers in, dont worry about the landing, i just need to know how to take off."
"excuse me maam, do you know the way to Twine towers? I need a new shoelace. for my shoe-bomb"
"excuse me sir, do you have a copy of Microsoft flight simulator with the Twin towers in, dont worry about the landing, i just need to know how to take off."
"excuse me maam, do you know the way to Twine towers? I need a new shoelace. for my shoe-bomb"
by Phil k May 3, 2005
Get the twin towers mug.There is only one true definition of this word.
And that is "pussy". Not "butt" or "ass".
The yanks have it wrong again.
Think of it this way: Americans speak English. English don't speak American. It's that simple really.
We are right, you are wrong.And we're not your cousins.
And that is "pussy". Not "butt" or "ass".
The yanks have it wrong again.
Think of it this way: Americans speak English. English don't speak American. It's that simple really.
We are right, you are wrong.And we're not your cousins.
by phil k April 24, 2005
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This is when you nearly hiccup, but instead of "cupping" you burp instead.
This usually occurs after after a post-meal smoke.
You have a meal, then go for a ciggarette. Normally after the first puff you experience the "hic-burp".
And the more you try to stop it from occuring, the worse it gets. And don't even try to speak.
This usually occurs after after a post-meal smoke.
You have a meal, then go for a ciggarette. Normally after the first puff you experience the "hic-burp".
And the more you try to stop it from occuring, the worse it gets. And don't even try to speak.
Person 1:
Hey man what do you think of the new Star Wars?
Person 2:
Its cool except... (puffs on ciggie).."Hic..."
"Hic-Burp! "...oh, excuse m..."hic.......BURP!"
Person 2 :
Ha. You got the hic-burps!!!
Hey man what do you think of the new Star Wars?
Person 2:
Its cool except... (puffs on ciggie).."Hic..."
"Hic-Burp! "...oh, excuse m..."hic.......BURP!"
Person 2 :
Ha. You got the hic-burps!!!
by Phil k May 27, 2005
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