phil k's definitions

stale

lame, boring, trivial, uninteresting

Man, that party was stale as hell.

by phil k February 8, 2004

fanny

There is only one true definition of this word.
And that is "pussy". Not "butt" or "ass".
The yanks have it wrong again.
Think of it this way: Americans speak English. English don't speak American. It's that simple really.
We are right, you are wrong.And we're not your cousins.

"Nothing i like better than pounding a fanny.That means i fuck pussy. Not ass.Like a gay american"

by phil k April 24, 2005

gom

A moist, warm vagina

He pounded her "gom" with his magnificent dork.

by phil k April 22, 2005

hic-burp

This is when you nearly hiccup, but instead of "cupping" you burp instead.
This usually occurs after after a post-meal smoke.
You have a meal, then go for a ciggarette. Normally after the first puff you experience the "hic-burp".
And the more you try to stop it from occuring, the worse it gets. And don't even try to speak.

Person 1:
Hey man what do you think of the new Star Wars?

Person 2:
Its cool except... (puffs on ciggie).."Hic..."
"Hic-Burp! "...oh, excuse m..."hic.......BURP!"

Person 2 :
Ha. You got the hic-burps!!!

by Phil k May 27, 2005

P.I.T.A

Pain In The Ass

This job is a PITA.

by phil k February 8, 2004

bus

1/ The worst way of getting a murdered corpse to its dump site.

2/ a long car

"dude lets not take the bus this corspe aint getting any fresher"

by Phil k May 3, 2005

ditchpig

An ugly, overweight female.

"My god, what a ditchpig"

by phil k April 22, 2005