phil k's definitions

fanny

There is only one true definition of this word.
And that is "pussy". Not "butt" or "ass".
The yanks have it wrong again.
Think of it this way: Americans speak English. English don't speak American. It's that simple really.
We are right, you are wrong.And we're not your cousins.

"Nothing i like better than pounding a fanny.That means i fuck pussy. Not ass.Like a gay american"

by phil k April 24, 2005

Wuder

Water, but said wrong. This is done by many residents of West Chester, PA, and may be common in other parts of the world as well. People who said 'wuder' instead of 'water' got made fun of in 6th grade.

"Teacher, may I go get a drink of wuder?"
"Hey, Timmy said 'wuder'! Hahaha!"
(much pointing and laughing. Timmy puts his head down and cries)

by Phil k June 5, 2005

anywhere but here

im amazed at how the author of this definition spends his/her time slating other peoples defititions (or lack of), only to offer their OPINION on this band (who no-one has heard of) as a FACT.
FACT...you are a twat.
OPINION...ABH are good.

"In my opinion, ABH are great.but i know, if we were to apply scientific rigour to this theory,we would quickly realise that it is utter bullshit.And all my opinions thereafter should be considered WRONG!"

by phil k April 24, 2005

Team Hang Out With Your Wang Out

In a pickup game of football amongst friends, the better of the two teams is known as Team Hang Out With Your Wang Out. The other team is then relegated the name Team Rock Out With Your Cock Out, which is not bad either, but not quite as good.

"Alright, we got Andy AND W, plus Phil. I decree us Team Hang Out With Your Wang Out. Ya'll can be Team Rock Out With Your Cock Out. We get ball first."

by Phil k March 24, 2005

nobsense

Talking rubbish.
Usually rubbish spoken by a nob.
hence nobsense.

"that guys a nob...he's talking nobsense".

by Phil k May 16, 2005

twin towers

1/ not to be confused with "twain towers", a research institute dedicated to the study of the life and times of Huckleberry Finn

2/ Also not to be confused with the string superstore located in new hampshire see Twine Towers

3/ Not to be confused with the second Lord of the Rings movie see overhyped shit

4/ Formerly the worlds tallest building, now renowned as being the most expensive hole in the ground ever created.

5/ an example of how NOT to land an aircraft (unless you hate americans) see rest of the world

"aim for the one on the left mohammed, don't worry if you miss, there are two of them"

"excuse me sir, do you have a copy of Microsoft flight simulator with the Twin towers in, dont worry about the landing, i just need to know how to take off."

"excuse me maam, do you know the way to Twine towers? I need a new shoelace. for my shoe-bomb"

by Phil k May 3, 2005

New York

The epitome of a city. i.e lots of people crammed into a small space, all of whom are competing to kill, rob, maim, eat each other.yes, i have been there. and it made my asthma worse. How many people do you see wearing a " i love Asthma" t-shirt.
A good a reason as any to smash a jumbo jet into a tower.

"New York, New York. So good they hit it twice...with airplanes laden with aviation fuel"

"i once bought weed in washington square, i got ripped off"

"The big apple...if you can imagine an apple with 3000 dead bankers throwing themselves out of the window."

by Phil K May 3, 2005