Definitions by phi

nodrive 

what you call somoeone who has gotten their driver's licence, and has a car sitting at home that nobody uses, but they still don't drive. This is usually because their parents don't trust their driving ability, because they didn't drive often when they had their learner's permit. This is ridiculous because by getting their driver's licence, this person is demonstrating to the state, and thus his parents that he/she is a competent driver. Also, sometimes they are just to stupid/lazy/inconsiderate/unconfident to argue with his/her parents and is content to not drive.

Brian, your family has four cars and only three drivers, so why don't you ever drive?

Either I am not confident enough to or my parents wont let me.

nodrive by phi December 5, 2004

one hit wonder 

1)a band that has had only (I shouldn't say only, since most bands never have a successful song) one song that was a commercial sucess.
2)A song which was the only success of the band that played it.
3)A strain of marajuanna grow in Southern California (San Diego's north county) which is so potent that one hit will get you more high than you have ever been before.

1)Men without hats
2)"Saftey Dance" by men without hats
3)Like train wreck X 1000

one hit wonder by phi December 5, 2004

turtle face

The appropriate insult for somone who is such a dickhead that they make posts or define words under somone else's name.

Look at phi's definitions of pup, fo eva, and slutbag. Phi did not write those, it was some turtle face.

turtle face by phi December 4, 2004

you spit like a camel 

An insult to arabs that spit often. Insulting racially because camels are from arabia.

Hey Mohammed, You spit like a camel and your mother exposes heerself to men that are not her husband or immediate family.

you spit like a camel by phi December 4, 2004

whiz quiz 

British slang for a drug test. It's not whiz test you fucking non-brit morons.

I lost my job because I tested positive for marijuanna on my whiz quiz.

whiz quiz by phi November 28, 2004

puppy kicker 

A term for a person that is extremly mean or sadistic, because kicking a puppy is the lowest and cruelest thing in the world.

My english teacher gave me a 5,000 word essay due on Friday. What a fucking puppy kicker!

puppy kicker by phi April 25, 2004

pornography

Explicit descriptions, picture, and/or video of sexual acts. Some people may consider it offensive, but many consider it to be a useful tool for masturbation.

When I went to Peoplefuckingeachother.com I saw some pornography.

pornography by phi April 25, 2004