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Justin: Sorree! Can you please put my retail purchase into a baig? Pardon but I can't carry all these baigs of milk under my arms.
Brian: Pardon! Our dear government banned plastic baigs. You have to buy a cotton baig for us for $3 plus 13% PST and remember to bring it into the store next time.
Justin: Sorree! I will take two of those cotton baigs. What a great thing for the environment this totally is!
Brian: Pardon! Our dear government banned plastic baigs. You have to buy a cotton baig for us for $3 plus 13% PST and remember to bring it into the store next time.
Justin: Sorree! I will take two of those cotton baigs. What a great thing for the environment this totally is!
by phbl October 8, 2023
Get the baig mug.A Taiwanese Filibuster when a second or third party snatches the documents away from the principal signing them, creating a highly symbolic situation that is quite pointless because they can just print another set of documents to be signed in like 2 minutes. The symbolism is highly symbolic, thus creating the Taiwanese Filibuster. This term is based on that time in May, 2024 when Guo Guowen, a Member of the Taiwanese Parliament, swiftly snatched a legal Bill's documents and made a dramatic dash to prevent it from being passed, as shown on an online video.
Mr. PHBL: We are pleased to present you this law to be promulgated, Sir.
Sir: I am pleased to sign this.
Guo Guowen: I AM GOING TO SNATCH THESE DOCUMENTS IN PROTEST.
Mr. PHBL: *facepalm* oh golly what do we have here, a Taiwanese Filibuster. Toby, can you please re-print this 18 page document so Mr. Sir and us can sign it before another lunatic comes in here.
Sir: Huh.
Sir: I am pleased to sign this.
Guo Guowen: I AM GOING TO SNATCH THESE DOCUMENTS IN PROTEST.
Mr. PHBL: *facepalm* oh golly what do we have here, a Taiwanese Filibuster. Toby, can you please re-print this 18 page document so Mr. Sir and us can sign it before another lunatic comes in here.
Sir: Huh.
by phbl December 12, 2024
Get the Taiwanese Filibuster mug.Prisoner Of Mother England
Used to describe 21st century British colonies (including but not exclusive to: Jamaica, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, The United Kingdom, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, England, Kenya) and his loyal subjects that still have a foreign head of state on their currency and on the walls of their government office.
Synonym: POHM (Prisoner Of His Majesty)
Used to describe 21st century British colonies (including but not exclusive to: Jamaica, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, The United Kingdom, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, England, Kenya) and his loyal subjects that still have a foreign head of state on their currency and on the walls of their government office.
Synonym: POHM (Prisoner Of His Majesty)
Cletus: Hey JaQuan check it out, that tea-drinking red-coat with the funny accent is yelling about how the working man should rise up and demand the government take his rights away.
JaQuan: *hearty Southerner laugh*. Typical POME (pronounced pomm-ee)
JaQuan: *hearty Southerner laugh*. Typical POME (pronounced pomm-ee)
by phbl February 5, 2025
Get the POME mug.A motivated criminal apprehension specialist typically (but not always) on the 2nd shift or 3rd shift of a police force's patrol unit. Engages with the community hourly, gets involved, and builds bridges by jumping over fences and taking down thugs. A Street Goon protects the community first then asks/answers questions later.
Rochelle: that bald white patrol cop looks like Mackey from The Shield and has a really mean-looking resting face. I do not know if he is a good cop or not.
JaQuan: he is a good cop: he's what we call a Street Goon. When he's not sleeping, cooking 8-egg+rice+tuna burritos, and benching weights ín his garage between shifts he is protecting our ghetto-ass hood. He is the quintessential Dennis Rodman of police officers--the garbage man that does the dirty work nobody else wants to do.
JaQuan: he is a good cop: he's what we call a Street Goon. When he's not sleeping, cooking 8-egg+rice+tuna burritos, and benching weights ín his garage between shifts he is protecting our ghetto-ass hood. He is the quintessential Dennis Rodman of police officers--the garbage man that does the dirty work nobody else wants to do.
by phbl February 5, 2025
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