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Dennis Rodman (cocktail)

A simple well drink cocktail comprising of double or triple vodka with a conservative splash of cranberry juice served on the rocks in a short glass with a straw that is consumed on a work or school-night.

Origin: in the fifth task of the eighth season of Celebrity Apprentice (2009), retired NBA champion Dennis Rodman got fired because he was ineffective on the task due to a hang over from consuming several vodka-diulted vodka-cranberries with Tom Green the night before. Thus the Dennis Rodman cocktail.
Lashaya: Hi Carlton happy hump day and welcome back to my bar. What would you like to drink tonight sweetie?
Carlton: I want to drink to forget even though I have an important work day tomorrow. I would like a Dennis Rodman (cocktail) please.

Lashaya: Triple vodka with a shot of cran in a short glass and a straw for maximum efficent sippage you got it.
by phbl September 9, 2023
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baig

How a caker (Canadian) and some Minnesotans pronounce the English word: bag.
Justin: Sorree! Can you please put my retail purchase into a baig? Pardon but I can't carry all these baigs of milk under my arms.
Brian: Pardon! Our dear government banned plastic baigs. You have to buy a cotton baig for us for $3 plus 13% PST and remember to bring it into the store next time.

Justin: Sorree! I will take two of those cotton baigs. What a great thing for the environment this totally is!
by phbl October 8, 2023
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street goon

A motivated criminal apprehension specialist typically (but not always) on the 2nd shift or 3rd shift of a police force's patrol unit. Engages with the community hourly, gets involved, and builds bridges by jumping over fences and taking down thugs. A Street Goon protects the community first then asks/answers questions later.
Rochelle: that bald white patrol cop looks like Mackey from The Shield and has a really mean-looking resting face. I do not know if he is a good cop or not.

JaQuan: he is a good cop: he's what we call a Street Goon. When he's not sleeping, cooking 8-egg+rice+tuna burritos, and benching weights ín his garage between shifts he is protecting our ghetto-ass hood. He is the quintessential Dennis Rodman of police officers--the garbage man that does the dirty work nobody else wants to do.
by phbl February 5, 2025
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POME

Prisoner Of Mother England

Used to describe 21st century British colonies (including but not exclusive to: Jamaica, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, The United Kingdom, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, England, Kenya) and his loyal subjects that still have a foreign head of state on their currency and on the walls of their government office.

Synonym: POHM (Prisoner Of His Majesty)
Cletus: Hey JaQuan check it out, that tea-drinking red-coat with the funny accent is yelling about how the working man should rise up and demand the government take his rights away.
JaQuan: *hearty Southerner laugh*. Typical POME (pronounced pomm-ee)
by phbl February 5, 2025
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