phantom oddity's definitions

strong suit

The best or highest valued ability of a person. Mostly used in a negative sense to emphasise that someone is not good at a particular activity.

The phrase derives from card games where suits are considered to have different values.

Daphne: Wanna go dance?
Fred: Dancing isn't my strong suit. How about we go bowling instead?

by phantom oddity June 22, 2004

cymru

The Welsh-language word for the country of Wales.

Variants: Gymru, Nghymru.

The celtic names for Cornwall, Wales, Ireland and Scotland were Cerniw, Cymru, Eire and Alba.

by phantom oddity October 5, 2004

dupe

1. n. A duplicate
(rarely) v. To duplicate something

2. To deliberately confuse or scam someone

1. n.: There are too many dupes on UD.
* v.: The idiot was bored so he duped someone else's definition and added some offensive words.

2. The idiot was easily duped out of his cash.

by phantom oddity October 8, 2004

vom

n.: Vomitus; The result of someone or something having vomited; A pile/pool/puddle/lump of vomitus.

v.: To vomit.

May be used in place of shit for most meanings of that word.

Danny's day was going well until he stepped in the dog-vom.
"Vom!" he cursed as he vommed up his breakfast.
From that point on his whole day turned to vom.
All in all it had turned into the vommiest day of his life.
etc.

by phantom oddity January 9, 2004

arsewit

n.: Having the intelligence and insight of an arse.

See also: fuckwit

Well slap me sideways and call me an unrestrained arsewit, I can't believe I've been so stupid.

by phantom oddity January 9, 2004

your mum

Humourous response to any question where a noun or noun-phrase is expected.

See also: Yer mum

Q: What time is it?
A: Your mum.

Q: Under which of the true sciences should philosophy be classified?
A: Your mum.

etc.

by phantom oddity January 9, 2004

wababooshka

May mean nothing but is undoubtedly derived from 'Babooshka', the Russian word for 'Grandma'.

Make of that what you will.

by phantom oddity January 13, 2004