phantom oddity's definitions

sputch

An onomatopaeic ("sound effect") word that can only mean something bad or unpleasant has happened.

An exception to this rule applies to the heroes in zombie (or other monster) movies for whom the sound may represent the death of an enemy.

"Where's the cat?" *Sputch* "Uh-oh."

"Die zombie die!!!" *Sputch* "I love the smell of dead zombie in the morning."

"What's that lump under the carpet?" *Sputch* "Where's the hamster?" "Uh-oh."

by Phantom Oddity May 6, 2004

yes way

Used as a confirmative, denoting the non-impossibility or existence of something somebody said "no way" to.

Daphne: I'm pregnant!
Fred: No way!
Daphne: Yes way!

by phantom oddity January 15, 2004

your mum

Humourous response to any question where a noun or noun-phrase is expected.

See also: Yer mum

Q: What time is it?
A: Your mum.

Q: Under which of the true sciences should philosophy be classified?
A: Your mum.

etc.

by phantom oddity January 9, 2004

domain

An area, region or place that usually belongs to someone; i.e. territory.

'The sewer is the domain of the rat.'

'urbandictionary.com is an Internet domain signifying the on-line territory of those who run the Urban Dictionary.'

by phantom oddity November 3, 2005

tertiary

Used to describe something that is third in a list or classification system.

Follows on from primary and secondary.

'Tertiary education' in most countries refers to college or university education.

by phantom oddity October 13, 2005

PMT

Pre-Menstrual Tension. A hormono-psychological disturbance that affects (to some degree or another) anyone in proximity to someone in, or experiencing the main phase of, a menstruation cycle.

See also: PMS

by phantom oddity May 20, 2004

koof

To 'fuck' something in the sense of breaking or destroying, rather than of copulating with it.

Backslang of fook - a corruption of fuck.

Not to be confused with queef.

Fred totally koofed his van by driving it into a wall.

by phantom oddity August 12, 2004