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Definitions by phantom oddity

Non Sequitur 

1. Latin phrase roughly translating as "doesn't follow" (think: not-in-sequence), i.e. 'non-sequitur' describes something that doesn't follow on from the preceeding information or context. Often used as a form of humour.

2. Rotate the giraffe.
Pre-Menstrual Tension. A hormono-psychological disturbance that affects (to some degree or another) anyone in proximity to someone in, or experiencing the main phase of, a menstruation cycle.
PMT by phantom oddity May 20, 2004
An onomatopaeic ("sound effect") word that can only mean something bad or unpleasant has happened.

An exception to this rule applies to the heroes in zombie (or other monster) movies for whom the sound may represent the death of an enemy.
"Where's the cat?" *Sputch* "Uh-oh."

"Die zombie die!!!" *Sputch* "I love the smell of dead zombie in the morning."

"What's that lump under the carpet?" *Sputch* "Where's the hamster?" "Uh-oh."
sputch by Phantom Oddity May 6, 2004
Used as a confirmative, denoting the non-impossibility or existence of something somebody said "no way" to.
Daphne: I'm pregnant!
Fred: No way!
Daphne: Yes way!
yes way by phantom oddity January 15, 2004

wababooshka 

May mean nothing but is undoubtedly derived from 'Babooshka', the Russian word for 'Grandma'.
wababooshka by phantom oddity January 13, 2004
n.: Vomitus; The result of someone or something having vomited; A pile/pool/puddle/lump of vomitus.

v.: To vomit.

May be used in place of shit for most meanings of that word.
Danny's day was going well until he stepped in the dog-vom.
"Vom!" he cursed as he vommed up his breakfast.
From that point on his whole day turned to vom.
All in all it had turned into the vommiest day of his life.
etc.
vom by phantom oddity January 9, 2004
n.: Having the intelligence and insight of an arse.

See also: fuckwit
Well slap me sideways and call me an unrestrained arsewit, I can't believe I've been so stupid.
arsewit by phantom oddity January 9, 2004