phantom oddity's definitions

muggy

(adj.) Used to describe the atmosphere when humidity is high relative to temperature. Nights after humid days tend to be muggy.

The muggy air made even the lightest of sheets awkward to sleep under.

by phantom oddity May 28, 2004

sputch

An onomatopaeic ("sound effect") word that can only mean something bad or unpleasant has happened.

An exception to this rule applies to the heroes in zombie (or other monster) movies for whom the sound may represent the death of an enemy.

"Where's the cat?" *Sputch* "Uh-oh."

"Die zombie die!!!" *Sputch* "I love the smell of dead zombie in the morning."

"What's that lump under the carpet?" *Sputch* "Where's the hamster?" "Uh-oh."

by Phantom Oddity May 6, 2004

bite my bag

Stronger version of bite me, specifying the biter should (metaphorically) bite the speaker's scrotum.

A good way of saying no.

Bite me. No way. Bite my bag.

by phantom oddity May 28, 2004

arsewit

n.: Having the intelligence and insight of an arse.

See also: fuckwit

Well slap me sideways and call me an unrestrained arsewit, I can't believe I've been so stupid.

by phantom oddity January 9, 2004

domain

An area, region or place that usually belongs to someone; i.e. territory.

'The sewer is the domain of the rat.'

'urbandictionary.com is an Internet domain signifying the on-line territory of those who run the Urban Dictionary.'

by phantom oddity November 3, 2005

PMT

Pre-Menstrual Tension. A hormono-psychological disturbance that affects (to some degree or another) anyone in proximity to someone in, or experiencing the main phase of, a menstruation cycle.

See also: PMS

by phantom oddity May 20, 2004

koof

To 'fuck' something in the sense of breaking or destroying, rather than of copulating with it.

Backslang of fook - a corruption of fuck.

Not to be confused with queef.

Fred totally koofed his van by driving it into a wall.

by phantom oddity August 12, 2004