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Definitions by pfc. Snowball

Ooncha-Ooncha-Ooncha 

Dance performed to club music with a booming backbeat by cocking one leg as high as you can and kicking in and out to the side. Usually done while wearing a puffy wedding dress and Napolean Dynamite "Dang!" socks.
Look at Cassie ooncha-ooncha-ooncha! The socks really make the outfit. "Congratulations!"

Spawn Chi 

1. n. Fermented Cabbage made from Korean children;

2. v. Children from Marin County - vis-a-vis Starbucks chi latte.
Def: 1. Kim Jong Il's kids made great spawn chi!

Def: 2. Consuela took the kids from Mill Valley to Starbucks for their daily chi latte. She calls the demanding little shits "spawn chi."
Spawn Chi by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Turd High 

Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"
After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
Turd High by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Turd High 

Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"
After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.
Turd High by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Crap Stacking 

When one person is seated on the toilet and another person sits on that person's lap and craps through the first person's legs. Usually occurs in dorm rooms housing excessive occupants and there's only one toilet.
"Open up your legs" Cassie pleaded. "I really have to go"!

Scott objected, stating "I do not engage in crap stacking!"
Crap Stacking by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Crap Snacking 

The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.
Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.
Crap Snacking by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

Liebrador Retriever 

The kind of dog you get when someone tells you that they have a really cute Lab/Boxer Mix that really needs a good home and it turns out to be part pit bull and part Alien.
"Did you hear about Jack?"
"No."
"He's still in the hospital after being mauled by his new Liebrador Retriever his uber-whore ex- girlfriend gave him for his birthday!"