pfc. Snowball's definitions

Crap Snacking

The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.

Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

big ol' brown ass titties

brown-skinned, ghetto-living, chicken-eating, watermelon-loving (watermelon aka "Nigger Apple"), female with large, saucer-nipple breasts, vis-a-vie Kottonmouth Kings

Dropping my new biznatch's halter in the back of my brugandy six-four, I saw she had some fine-ass, big ol' brown ass titties!

by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

Mailman fucker

My ex-wife.

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.

by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009

Turd High

Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"

After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

TSPD

Testicular Sympathetic Pain Disorder -- when your significant other asks you to get a vasectomy because "it's simple," and then you suffer from blue balls for 6 months, she finally feals a pang of sympathy thereby suffering from TSPD

My bitch wife made me get a vasectomy, and things went wrong, at least she also suffered TSPD

by pfc. Snowball December 18, 2008

ass-crack-tastic

A fantastic look at any plump/fat chick's ass crack over the top of her low rise jeans.

Baby, your back got that ass-crack-tastic look down tight!

by pfc. Snowball March 1, 2009

Philly Cheese Puss

Secondary yeast infection that a woman gets as a result of taking antibiotics, usually for a urinary tract infection contracted as a result of Honeymoon Cystitis.

"Philly cheese puss!" he exclaimed as he wiped the ropey strands of yeasty goo from his horrified face.

by Pfc. Snowball September 5, 2008