peter glum's definitions

Leperporn

Leperporn is pornography specifically for Lepers, which shows bits of their body falling off during sexual activity.

Example: I have to stay awake during Leperporn, as like all Lepers, I’m prone to drop off a bit, myself from time to time.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

catbag

A catbag is a bag you put a cat in when you throw it in the river, when you no longer want it.

Example: Any bag can be used as a catbag as long as it sinks, with some bricks in it, to weigh it down.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

tardis

An Irish road worker's workload description in the dimensions of time and space.

Example: I tardis today and I tardis tomorrow.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

Grimm

A medical term for the sickly nauseous feeling you get from reading too many fairy stories or over simplistic stories with deep moral meanings.
Origin: The brothers Grimm 1785 to 1863

Examples: “That book of fairy stories was really Grimm”, “That horror movie was Grimm” "What a Grimm Love triange story"

by Peter Glum January 6, 2008

Monocelebprick

Monocelebprick

A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.

Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"

by Peter Glum September 20, 2007

doggybag

A bag for drowning an unwanted dog in.

Example: Any bag can be used as a doggybag as long as it sinks, when you put a few bricks in it.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

Monocelebpic

Monocelebpic

An insulting term for a thick person obsesses by photographs, film and video of one celebrity, who they try a look and act like.

Example: "That Chanelle from Big Brother is a monocelebpic copy of that Poshspice bird"

by Peter Glum September 20, 2007