peter Griffin's definitions

Garrett

Fat ass bitch who never wants to do anything social. Will do anything to sit in bed all day.

(Guy): why didn’t Garrett come hang with us?
(Guy 2): he is too busy being fat and playing Xbox.

by Peter griffin February 3, 2020

Fred Durst

Oh my gawd what an ass hat.

he's better than Prince though

by Peter Griffin May 7, 2004

Griffined

a term for getting jizzed on, or getting screwed, in a way that sounds appropriate so you can say it anywhere.

Your girlfriend is sucking that guy's dick over there, you just got Griffined!

by Peter Griffin May 13, 2005

california

A State full of homosexual ROMANS who worship Satan.

It's funny they make the outrageous claim of being "tree huggers" and yet they've chopped down every tree in sight and all that's left is to do is shoot eachother on the freeway.

They also make the outrageous claims of being enlightened,rational,tolerant etc.

Yet if you disagree with them they'll fuckin cap your ass.

And oh yeah they also say guns are bad.

haha haha hahah haha ha...

by Peter Griffin March 10, 2005

ass poet

Someone who writes poetry devoted to ass

-What's up ass poet?
-I have to write some poetry about ass.
-What do you have so far?
-The young lass had quite an ass.
-Not bad.

by Peter Griffin October 13, 2004

binski

One who smells bad and talks too much, annoying and throws coniption fits, sits at his desk and sword fights with pens, sucks a volley ball.

When somebody is sitting at there desk doing all of the above, or really sucking at volley ball...

by Peter Griffin March 9, 2005

Mara

A truly retarded bitch that doesnt realize that "goth" was a race of people from what is now Germany.They wore neither black clothing, nor did they wear black lipstick to "express their truly morbid blah blah whatever"

so good job saying something about being truly goth, I mean I havent seen a visigoth in YEARS, what with the whole Germany becoming a country in 1851.

Random Ock #1-"Hey have you talked to mara today?"

Random Ock #2-"Naw dude, last I heard she was some kinda German"

by Peter Griffin March 30, 2005