pete's definitions

Cuntface

A greasy haired loser who thinks he's welcome in our pub.

Fuck off Cuntface, nobody likes you

by Pete February 25, 2005

vertical lips

1. A word that means the same as pussy, twat, and bearded clam.
2. The nice gash in between yo mammas legs.

"Yo man you see that hookers nasty pair of vertical lips with those warts coming outta them!!??!!"

by Pete March 18, 2004

fuzzy duck

A drinking game, popular in the UK. You need to have a good few people, and one person starts by saying the word "fuzzy duck." Everyone to the left keeps saying this until one person says "duzzy." The direction is changed from the left to the right, and is continued with the words "ducky fuzz." If somebody says the word "duzzy" then the direction changes again and resumes the phrase "fuzzy duck."

People have to take a drink if they mess up what they say, for example they say "does he fuck" or "fuck he does."

Simple but hilarious

person 1) fuzzy duck
person 2) fuzzy duck
person 3) duzzy
person 2) ducky fuzz
person 1) duzzy
person 2) fuck he d... oh shit!
everyone) haha - down it!

by Pete October 15, 2004

hessian

Hessian is a loosely weaved, strong fiber material similar to burlap.Used mainly for carpet backing.

"That carpet is so worn the hessian is showing through"

by Pete June 4, 2004

Fat Cunt

A great big fat cunt. Too old and fat to be in our uni.

I hate Fat Cunt, I wish he'd fuck off

by Pete February 25, 2005

E-ffection

the digital, textual, onomatopoetic equivalent to real life affection. Usually expressed between asterixes or shown italic

i.e. "*kissez*", "*liiiicks*", "*huggles*", or "*snubbles*"

by Pete November 26, 2002

shabalazam

exclamation; some kind of victory has been achieved.

aw schnizzle! that shit went down! shabalazam!!!

by Pete May 3, 2003