Fat Cunt

A great big fat cunt. Too old and fat to be in our uni.

I hate Fat Cunt, I wish he'd fuck off

by Pete February 25, 2005

cuntflapper

A blond doing a handstand in a convertable with the top down at 100miles an hour with legs spread,
It come from what her vagina does as wind flys past her flaps

Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvrrrroom

Wow did you see that cunflapper???????

by pete March 03, 2004

bodmas

Sometimes written as Bodmas, BODMAS or BODMAS. Refers to both the original group, the "Crap band with a crap website - www.bodmas.tk" and any band which doesn't really play any music.

Person 1: "I saw BODMAS play last night!"
Person 2: "You actually saw BODMAS play?"
Person 1: "No, but then I am a compulsive liar"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 1: "No."

by Pete March 17, 2005

Cuntface

A greasy haired loser who thinks he's welcome in our pub.

Fuck off Cuntface, nobody likes you

by Pete February 25, 2005

Messy Matt

When someone is fucking another person in the ass and jizz in their ass. Then the person farts the jizz out onto the someone's face.

I was quite suprised when Jen Messy Matted on me, leaving me with the disgusting smell of fart and the gross texture of jizz on my face

by Pete March 18, 2004

jacked up

This is a phrase largely equivilent to fucked up or screwed up. It roughly means "in a state of disarray" and is commonly used in the phrase "to jack someone/something up". In some cases, the meaning may be slightly altered by the fact that to get "jacked" can mean to be struck or injured.

That's jacked up man. I can't belive your girlfriend is cheating on you.

I got in a wreck last night. My car got totally jacked up.

by pete August 12, 2004

shang dang

Shang Dang is an exclamation used when something good happens.

You're walking to class and find a five dollar bill... "Shang dang!"

a girls skirt flies up in the wind and you see some of that sweet poon tang... "shang dang!"

you somehow got an A on your Chemistry final without studying "SHANG DANG (times two)"

by Pete May 03, 2004