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Definitions by pete

damn that girl was fucking fine, but nothin compared to loreen.
loreen by pete July 19, 2004
Short for noob, which in turn is short for newbie - a term used to describe somebody new at something.
"You thick n00b!"
n00bs by Pete June 5, 2004
Hessian is a loosely weaved, strong fiber material similar to burlap.Used mainly for carpet backing.
"That carpet is so worn the hessian is showing through"
hessian by Pete June 4, 2004
in Stewie Griffin's game of Pictionary with the neighbors
"JACKAL! A JACKAL!! IS IT A JACKAL? IT'S A JACKAL! A JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL, RIGHT? A JACKAL!"

"GOD! it wasn't right the first time you said it, WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TIME?"
jackal by Pete May 29, 2004
NARBLES YOUR RULING EMPIRE....CREATED BY ME SAL AND GREG...all hail the faithful narbles
a following
narbles by Pete May 13, 2004

bunch of flowers 

The pulling of the scotal sack and balls tight in a ring made between the thumb and index finger. The 'balls' should protrude forming a 'blossom' like look, rather like a 'bunch of flowers'. Useful for times lacking in romance when no fresh flowers are available due to lack of florists or no near-by cemetaries. established c.2003 in Kavos, Greece, by Ryan, Pete, Jimmy, James & 'Spesh'. Derives from the popular game Mr.Nads similar to Mr.Thumbs but played with different body parts.
"There's that fitty from last night, lets give her a bunch of flowers" -to mates, "you best be waiting on the platform for me, with a bunch of flowers"
bunch of flowers by Pete May 12, 2004
I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there
"Look at my chode!"
"You don't have anything there! Shut up!"
chode by Pete May 7, 2004