chode

I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there

"Look at my chode!"
"You don't have anything there! Shut up!"

by Pete May 07, 2004

Crusty Craig

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.

I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.

by Pete March 18, 2004

take the piss

to mock someone

"He's taking the piss out of you"

by Pete January 20, 2004

corn flakes

shooting it in a nasty girl's ear and having her wax float to the top, looking like corn flakes

I gave her corn flakes for her birthday.

by pete November 04, 2003

prime penis

Like a penis, but on a considerably larger scale. Used as an insult.

Hey you, you're acting like a prime penis!

by Pete October 12, 2004

tunatown

Another name for a vagina.

It was the first time I visited tunatown for a while last night, and I loved every minute of it.

by Pete October 06, 2004

Hong Bits

A proper-name euphemism for smoking marijuana out of a kick-ass water bong. Great for using at and around the office.

- Hey can you guys help with a charity drive after work?

- No, we can't, we're visiting my old friend Hong Bits.

by Pete March 01, 2004