pete's definitions

chode

I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there

"Look at my chode!"
"You don't have anything there! Shut up!"

by Pete May 7, 2004

bunch of flowers

The pulling of the scotal sack and balls tight in a ring made between the thumb and index finger. The 'balls' should protrude forming a 'blossom' like look, rather like a 'bunch of flowers'. Useful for times lacking in romance when no fresh flowers are available due to lack of florists or no near-by cemetaries. established c.2003 in Kavos, Greece, by Ryan, Pete, Jimmy, James & 'Spesh'. Derives from the popular game Mr.Nads similar to Mr.Thumbs but played with different body parts.

"There's that fitty from last night, lets give her a bunch of flowers" -to mates, "you best be waiting on the platform for me, with a bunch of flowers"

by Pete May 12, 2004

narbles

NARBLES YOUR RULING EMPIRE....CREATED BY ME SAL AND GREG...all hail the faithful narbles

a following

by Pete May 13, 2004

jackal

in Stewie Griffin's game of Pictionary with the neighbors

"JACKAL! A JACKAL!! IS IT A JACKAL? IT'S A JACKAL! A JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL, RIGHT? A JACKAL!"

"GOD! it wasn't right the first time you said it, WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TIME?"

by Pete May 29, 2004

hessian

Hessian is a loosely weaved, strong fiber material similar to burlap.Used mainly for carpet backing.

"That carpet is so worn the hessian is showing through"

by Pete June 4, 2004

n00bs

Short for noob, which in turn is short for newbie - a term used to describe somebody new at something.

"You thick n00b!"

by Pete June 5, 2004

Shitehawk

A seagull - if you live in a seaside town you'll know that to go outside you'll need to carry an umbrella with you to stop yourself being covered in bird droppings.

God, thats the third time those shitehawks have got me this week. Another trip to the dry cleaners...

by Pete September 30, 2004