pepsicola's definitions

wicca

Spirituality with-out sacrifice. The easy way to feel mystical. Manipulating spiritual forces that could be dangerous, weilding power no human is supposed to have and allowing potentially leathal spiritual powers into ones home and life. A dangerous practice that is 'cool' as apposed to 'boring, homophobic, unmystical' Christianity. There is a splinter-group called Christopagan. This abomination is the combining of Pagan/Christian power. Proof that these knuckleheads fear the One True God and try to involve Him in their life. By the grace of The Lord Jesus Christ most Christopagans are led into a true relationship with the One True God. Tragically deluded people who need help and prayer. In the film Signs starring Mel Gibson, a character named Merrill describes 'people who've never had a girl/boyfriend in their life who do this crap to feel special. They make up little codes and work on Greek mythology together, make secret societies where other guy/girls who've never had a boy/girlfriend either can join in. It's a scam." That is the perfect definition of wicca.

"wicca? What a load of crap!"

by PepsiCola September 14, 2006

Pornography

Pointless filth that destroys families and eventually turns men impotent. Needed by insecure men to achieve erection when no other way is possible. Has been known to turn men into pedophiles and in some cases rapists. Starred in by naive young women who allow themselves to be raped and laughed at for money that barely pays their rent. Ted Bundy was a porn addict and some porn companies have hidden their 'talent's' HIV+ diagnosis to continue buisness. Evil, sick buisness that does nothing but damage and encourages sexual abuse and disrespect of women. This is from a dude. A straight one.

"Pornography is the greatest evil the world faces..."

by PepsiCola September 12, 2006

Spiderman

weak rip-off of Superman, the one true superhero. Also incorperates elements of Batman. A Clark Kent-ish kid, Peter Parker, develops superpowers in his teens (like Clark Kent) loses his uncle in an act of random crime (ala Batman) and dedicates his life to fighting crime (like Batman). Wears a blue and red costume (like Superman) works for a newspaper (like Superman) and has a rouges gallery that features a fat, bald multi-millionaire criminal (like Superman). Alter ego has to put up with abuse from cranky newspaper edior (like Superman). Infact, there isn't much torn from the pages of DC comics here. Spiderman is a rip-off. Much like every Marvel character has relied on DC Comics genuis, Spiderman is a poor mans Superman/Batman.

"Spiderman is the coolest character ever!"

"No. He's a rip-off of Superman and Batman. He sucks..."

by PepsiCola September 16, 2006

bi-sexual

Sad, confused, lost individuals who want to be Angelina Jolie without realising who screwed up she is. Desperate for affection, will sleep with anyone to recieve it. Bi-sexuals are an insult to homosexuals, some of whom are killed because of their unchangable sexual preference. This is because bi's want to be 'trendy' in this fun loving age and 'experiment' without realizing the cost that some other's have to pay. Brag endlessly about their gay-trists, and are usually female Jolie-wannabe's who end up with nobody because nobody trusts them with their emotions.

"Hey...I like guys and girls!"

"Your bi-sexual? Get out! You'll only cheat on me and humiliate me!"

by PepsiCola September 11, 2006

Roger Rabbit

When a guy dates/marries a girl who is way more attractive, intelligent and desirable than he. People can't get it, much like the way no-one could understand Roger Rabbit/Jessica Rabbit's love in the film Who Framed Roger Rabbit. A mis-matched love affair.

"Dude...have you seen Capser and Emily? Man, Emily is so hot! What does she see in him? That Casper's pulled a Roger Rabbit!"

by PepsiCola September 14, 2006