joy jets

The jets of water seen in Jacuzzis where women congregate to have a little more than just conversation. You know they're masturbating when you hear them giggle!

You can always tell when those girls are talkin' to the little boy in the boat when you see them flock around those joy jets!

by pentozali March 28, 2007

fingdom

Small rubber cone placed on a finger to help you turn pages easier in a document or book, from FINGer + conDOM.

I have to check through this 100-page batch here for a voucher. Sandra, do you have any fingdoms, please?

by pentozali October 03, 2007

slide rule

Used as an adjective, this means old-fashioned, out-of-date. Usually applied to attitudes.

Man, Mr. McMahon is so slide rule! Why does he always use long division, when there's a calculator right on his desk?

by pentozali May 01, 2008

hoot time

The times of day when you realize that it's too early or too late to call friends and/or family. "Hoot" is an acronym that stands for "hold off on telephone". "Hoot" also suggests times of the day when owls are active and hooting.

Adam: Do you think it's okay to call Barbara and Debbie for a hike up in the Catskills?
John: I dunno, Adam, I think it's hoot time for Debbie. She works a graveyard shift and usually hits the sack first thing when she gets home.

by pentozali July 19, 2009

laser lock

Occurs when you have your eye on something you want or need and you're competing with one or more people for the same thing, like a seat on the train or a much-coveted book. It's as if you had shone an imaginary laser pointer at the seat or book, in order to claim your right to have it.

(To passenger on bus): Excuse me, but I saw that seat first. In case you didn't notice,I have two sick kids.
Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!

by pentozali October 19, 2007

Stink 101

Any type of beginning chemistry class, from the not-always-so-pleasant smells that emanate from the laboratories of such classes.

I dropped a beaker of indole in Stink 101, and the whole lab stank for days on end!

by pentozali July 16, 2009

booldy

A synonym for gooshky. Like gooshky, this word is never used in a derogatory fashion.

Maureen has booldy oobs. She's pudgy but not ugly.

by pentozali December 05, 2007