pentozali's definitions

bap

Any low-pitched buzzing sound that lets you know you've done something wrong, like the ones that:
1) let you know that you did not allow enough time for a document to download on a computer;
2) let you know that you have no money or not enough money to get on a bus or train;
3) continuously go on and off to let you know that you've dialed a wrong number on a phone;
4) make a loud sound to let you know that you've made an incorrect answer at a game show;
5) buzz to let you know that you've made an incorrect move, a disqualification, or lost a turn on an electronic game;
6) etc.

I had to ask some passengers for change on the bus because the card reader let out a bap when I put the card into it.

by pentozali January 7, 2012

trumpinet

A prank by kids in junior high school and high school bands in which a trumpet is played with a clarinet mouthpiece.

Lookie here! I'm playin' da trumpinet!

by pentozali November 10, 2006

Mumbai Kool-Aid

Mango juice, a very popular drink among Deshis and health food devotees.

Serena, could I have a little more of that Mumbai Kool-Aid please? I love that Maaza stuff you get at the deli.

by pentozali October 18, 2006

dippity doo-dah

Serendipity; a pleasant occurrence of chance.

I just lost my glasses this morning, but lo and behold, it was by 'ole dippity doo-dah that I managed to find a pair of glasses that I can see out of even better than the ones I lost!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

pull the trigger

To bring on or reach the point of no return in a male or female orgasm.

When I fuck Mary, she always gets me to pull the trigger.

by pentozali December 28, 2011

FYUOCUK

Sneaky way of saying "Fuck you" on a license plate: the first, third, fifth, and seventh letters are FUCK and the second, fourth, and sixth are YOU.

I wonder if that guy in front of us got any complaint letters from the DMV: his license plate says "FYUOCUK".

by pentozali December 14, 2010

woowoos

Any vehicles that utilize sirens: ambulances, police cars, firetrucks etc.

How do you manage to get any work done here with all of those woowoos constantly going by?

by pentozali April 9, 2006