play stupid games, win stupid prizes

When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.

A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

by penisshakes June 02, 2022

Girlboss

Girlboss (verb) to make something or someone appear as a feminist idol or inspiration for profit, despite the numerous flaws of the person.

"Have you seen the new Cruella De Ville trailer?"
"Yeah. They totally girlbossed her. As if she's a villain because she's a girl, not because she tried to make a coat out of puppies."

by penisshakes March 18, 2021

Scroteation Marks

When a man talks about anything to do with his crotch and you suspect he is exaggerating so you take it with a pinch of salt.

"Andy said he had a 9 inch dick."

"You gotta put that shit in scroteation marks."

by penisshakes May 28, 2020

Dad joke

A joke that has little or no humour.

Person 1: What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Person 2: Dude, that's such a dad joke.

by penisshakes March 31, 2016

touch the sky

The cutoff point for smoking or consuming marijuana to avoid getting too high.

"You want another hit?"

"Nah, I'm about to touch the sky."

by penisshakes April 23, 2021

Oopsgasm

When you cum too early or by accident. This can also apply to orgasms with people you regret sleeping with.

"Dude, I was itching my dick and I accidentally came."

"An oopsgasm."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023