by penguin October 28, 2002
a winner is when a guy is having sex with a chick and goes out as hard and as fast as possible in order to come VERY quickly. When he does he shouts, "WINNER" in her face!
by penguin July 24, 2003
An implement used to aid a penguin in the act of shaving. It prevents the razor from cutting too deeply and chafing the skin.
by Penguin June 23, 2004
Guy 1: Don't laugh at me but I have anadaephobia.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: It's the fear that somewhere a duck is watching. Wait did I just see a flash of yellow?
Guy 2: *slowly backs away*
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: It's the fear that somewhere a duck is watching. Wait did I just see a flash of yellow?
Guy 2: *slowly backs away*
by pENGUIN July 31, 2015
The BEST alphabet ever! In Tolkien's middle earth, it is used to write not only the Elvish languages, but pretty much all the others, such as Blackspeech and Westron.
by penguin March 23, 2004
Piece can mean pistol, gun, or any other firearm. It also means a good work of art done by a graffiti artist.
Aw shit man, he better not have his piece in his locker, they're having a check today.
After the battle last night, there are now two beautiful pieces sprayed on the wall.
After the battle last night, there are now two beautiful pieces sprayed on the wall.
by Penguin August 23, 2004
by penguin October 28, 2002