tengwar

The BEST alphabet ever! In Tolkien's middle earth, it is used to write not only the Elvish languages, but pretty much all the others, such as Blackspeech and Westron.

I like to write thing with Tengwar and then no one can read them!

by penguin March 22, 2004

carnie hands

When someone has exceptionally small hands. Probably started with Austin Powers.

"I can't find mittens that fit because of my carnie hands."

by Penguin December 03, 2004

Molester Moustache

A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.

Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.

by Penguin July 22, 2003

chaichai

Originates from Mandarin. Refers to a kid, or someone cute and cuddly.

Isnt he such a chaichai?

by penguin April 12, 2005

car hole

a place to deposit one's car

Im going to go park in the car hole
see simpsons

by penguin October 28, 2002

mario

A small italian plumber that gets into the most strange of situations, usually involving walking mushrooms.

Mario world 3 for nintendo

by penguin October 29, 2002

internet

A breeding ground for illegal activity

Let's go hack some internet sites

by penguin October 28, 2002