Definitions by paul s. w.

utah 

a state to avoid if you're black

I had a black friend drive through utah, he got pulled over 3 times crossing the state and he never speeds, he said it's like they radioed his presence when he crossed the border (true story)

utah by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

polish bath 

another name for Portuguese shower, dousing yourself with colon/deoderant instead of bathing

the hot water heater was out so all I could do after working out was take a polish bath

polish bath by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

fairplay 

the actual town in colorado that southpark is based on

if i lived in fairplay I'd kidnap someone for a week to go to casa bonita too

fairplay by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

mexican u turn

to make a u turn across nearly all lanes of traffic, on really wide roads must cross at least four

Jake was lucky that there wasn't any traffic when he pulled a mexican u turn

mexican u turn by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

reverberator 

a fart that shakes things/whatever you're sitting on

the reverberator shook the entire bed

reverberator by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

cardinal 

1. to fail by mythic porportions
2. to colapse when in the spotlight
3. to lose like no one else can
4. to fail continusously over a long period of time
5. to snatch gut wrenching, heart stomping defeat from the jaws of victory
6. to choke

I can't believe that the lead actor forgot all of his lines in the play

I'm not surprised he cardinals everytime he's in the spotlight

cardinal by Paul S. W. October 19, 2006

fourteener 

the term given to mountains above 14,000 feet

Longs is a bitch of a fourteener to hike

fourteener by Paul S. W. September 12, 2006