paul fleming's definitions

slut bunny

1. A common name for an attractive female who is always willing to give herself up for sex without expecting any financial, or emotional gain in return. Often confused with fuck bunny, with the only difference being a slut bunny is more prone to expecting more than one partner at a time.
2. A beautiful girl who readily gives herself up for sex on a regular basis and refuses to accept cash in return.
3. A female who has a reputation for sleeping with anyone, anywhere and is also good looking.

Wow, I met a gorgeous girl last night, It’s early days, but I hope she is a Slut Bunny!

by Paul Fleming July 8, 2006

Whored Up

This is another name for a pregnant woman. Often used by intellects and graduates to describe someone who has obviously been involved in a sex act within the last 9 months.

Jenny: Look at the size of her, she looks like a whale.
Sara: Hey, don't be so hard on her, she went to some swingers party a few months ago and got herself "Whored Up" by some guy, she is due in about 4 months.
Jenny: That will teach her. And she still looks like a whale, even if she is "Whored Up".

by Paul Fleming July 13, 2006

Trampoline Whore

These girls are very, very rare. They will ride on top of their partner for extended periods of time, and will only stop when the male gives her permission to stop. Ironically the word tramp is used in the description of the word.
Normally found on the South coast of England.

William: It was my lucky night last night, I met a cracking blonde and it turned out she was a "Trampoline Whore"!
Gregg: You lucky Bastard, I thought those girls were just a myth, like the boomerang whore or the slut bunny.
William: Well I'm not a liar, she rode me all night and only stopped when I told her To make me a bacon butty.

by Paul Fleming July 10, 2006

Brave

This is a word used to describe a person who will risk personal injury and suffering to protect their own beliefs, or to protect another person.

An example of the word "Brave" is a gentleman who has just arrived home to his wife from a night out with lipstick all over him, and stinking of perfume, he then walks over to his wife, slaps her on her ass and says "Whats for dinner then fatty?"
Although some might think this man is out of order, I know no one can question his bravery. A true Hero amoung men.

by Paul Fleming December 18, 2006

Forum Addict

These people originate on the Eastern coast of the USA. Often these individuals visit internet forums and post statements that make no sense and are of no relevance to the topic that is being discussed.
They have no control of their disorder and will stop at nothing to get another pointless sentance posted on some forum.

Quentin7234: Why did that guy just post on the forum that his dog doesn't eat sugar free biscuits, when this forum is about Battlefield 2?
Soothie1932: I think that guy is a "Forum Addict", he posts on average 43 times a day on this site and I am yet to see him make any sense.
Quentin7234: Well, I wish he would stop. He makes me uncomfortable.

by Paul Fleming July 13, 2006

Whore Magnet

This is the definition of a very elderly wealthy man who is very close to death and is an easy target for a "money slut" or any other female who is only concerned with his finances. These old fellows are not embarresed by the obvious fact that their new partner is a whore and is wishing him dead so she can get his money. He is infact just happy to have some sexual contact in his twilight years.

Maria: It's a shame Albert is getting used by that little tramp Tracey, she is 29 and he is 80, do you think he knows that she is only interested in his money?
Sally: Of Course he does!! But when he is sucking her tits like a new born baby, I doubt he really cares. Good luck to him, he will be dead soon so let him enjoy what he has left!
Maria: Yeah, you are right, but that old "whore magnet" should have a little more respect for his wife. She told me she can't sleep at night with all the screaming coming from Tracey and Albert.
Sally: Maybe she should move into the room next door?

by Paul Fleming July 30, 2006

Monster Man

This is the description of a man who behaves like a monster and who has trouble socialising with other humans. These individuals often reside in the Midlands area of England, but are also found in towns on the North West of England.

Nigel: That guy over there looks mental, he is giving me dirty looks and is making crazy noises that are quite scary.
Paul: Watch yourself, he's a "Monster Man" so I wouldn't start anything. He will rip you in two.
Nigel: I wasn't going to.

by Paul Fleming July 11, 2006