grooming

The act of pedifiles coaxing children into sexual encounters via the internet.

Earlier this year, Andrew Lay, a 35-year-old from Milton Keynes, was jailed for six years for committing sexual offences against a young girl he first contacted through a chatroom when she was just 12.

by paul February 24, 2004

bootie

1. Slang for boots, commonly worn by cats and small dogs, usually made by hand.

"Mr. Thomas walked around casually in his warm booties"

by Paul August 05, 2003

benitalia

The testicles of a man named Ben. They are like genitalia but are not...THEY ARE BENITALIA!

I lose my benitalia in the war.

by Paul March 22, 2005

kansas city crumper

A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.

I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper

by Paul May 12, 2004

Lawn Ornament

Name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

These are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older American car. Camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found

"Hey Jeb, you ever gonna fix up that Camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament"

by Paul July 12, 2004

little vinkles

Curly haired idiot slob
(see Joe Vitello)

Yo, you see that fat little vinkle? He looks like Corey Matthews

by paul February 19, 2004

spiderman

see spider-man, the REAL way to spell it.

spider-man is peter parker.

by Paul June 13, 2004