paul's definitions

jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

by Paul September 7, 2004

butt chutney

Pieces of poo around the anus

I bent her over to "do" her from behind but her butt chutney put me right off.

by Paul September 4, 2003

magentacore

Unlike the commonly known fernande (the best damn bit of the pizza) in various other food stuffs, it is infact the center of said food stuffs that is the most pleasing to ones pallet.
This can be found most frequently in cakes and doughnuts.

After guzzling down an F-ring, mike turned to lucy and asked to partake of her magentacore, to which she hastenly agreed.

by Paul July 23, 2004

demonstrate

the opposite of monstrate, which is the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. count chocula or joan rivers)

look over there, that old man is demonstrating himself in front of those teenage girls!

by Paul July 27, 2004

Crass

The most politically influential band of the first wave of punk rock bands, as the second wave began, they stopped playing since they promised themselfs to stop in 1984. Crass was against government, organized religion, and all that good stuff, they pointed out problems in the punk scene itself, with their song Punk is Dead. Their most remembered song today is probably Banned From the Roxy

Without crass, anarchy wouldnt be a popular movent today, and you couldnt buy anarchy wristbands from the counter-revolutionaries (hot topic) while paying tax for them, which is the biggest condradiction of brainless mtv generation kids wearing the anarchy symbol, which most of them think means chaos and disorder, the misconception started by counter-revolutionaries themselfs, to make people sub-conciously believe that anarchy will result in chaos, and not work.

by Paul October 9, 2004

gf

For geeks, shorthand for GeForce, in reference to the NVIDIA GeForce line of video cards

I just got a new gf

by Paul April 18, 2004

bahoongus

a large big-headed kid with braces.

There goes Graham, I mean Bahoongus, walking down the hallway sucking dick.

by paul February 18, 2004