paul's definitions

monstrate

the ability to turn into an inhuman creature (i.e. the incredible hulk or Lil' Kim)

oh my god he's monstrating into the swamp thing!

by Paul July 27, 2004

GUSU

Acrony, for Gay Ugly Stuk-Up.

She nice but her brother is so GUSU.

by Paul August 23, 2004

bahoongus

a large big-headed kid with braces.

There goes Graham, I mean Bahoongus, walking down the hallway sucking dick.

by paul February 18, 2004

pleach

some one who is very good at many things, most commonly used in poker. a pleach gets many good hands and can bluff very well. if you have a pleach at your table they will most likley win.

Man they guy just got 3 royal flushes in a row, what a pleach. Cash me out.

by Paul February 13, 2005

backsideous

Resembling arse to the latter. This word was born by me spending too much time working for a large corporate company where buzzwords nobody dared to question the meaning of (for fear of looking stupid) were in great abundance.

"That was a backsideous statement" - i.e. "You talk crap".

"Backsideously entertaining" - Not in the slightest bit interesting.

by Paul September 10, 2004

tea bagging

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises

grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure

by paul August 3, 2004

SkyFi

Refers to the mysterious WiFi connections that wireless app / device users get when they are walking around outside. Usually they are in close proximity to someone's WiFi network but can really know whose. It is as if the connection just came from the sky.

I love this part of town. My PDA is connected on SkyFi the whole time I am down here.

by Paul August 23, 2004