paul's definitions

howay

English north east slang for "come on"

Howay son, you're holding us up

by paul June 16, 2004

Chavs

Chavs are cunts! It has to be said once and for all. They are the lowest scummiest form of life and Britain would be a better, less crime filled place without them. Also anyone who they see who isn't a chav is a grunger! That is fucking ridiculous!!!

I have long hair and i am a keen guitar player. That makes me a grunger according to chavs. Oh yeh, i also have been told i have a mullet, afro, i'm a hippi and i'm in the hair bear bunch...
Complete bunch of wankers!!!

by Paul January 17, 2004

Pizzacrust

A fat person. Someone that eats too much.

Your gonna eat all that!? Damn your a pizzacrust.

by Paul November 17, 2003

WAG Relationship

A code for a Fag Hag and Gay guy relationship that is strangely one sided where the woman meets the gay man's every need (excluding sex) seemingly in exchange for nothing. "Will And Grace" Relationship.

She needs to stop returning his calls. It's just a WAG Relationship.

by Paul August 23, 2004

Screen Slaver

The control applied in large corporations that remove PC users' rights to change their PC wallpaper and/or screen saver. Usually the company logo is both and cannot be edited or changed.

I hate or PC Support team. Everytime they address a technical problem they reset my Wallpaper - fuckin' SCreen Slavers.

by Paul August 23, 2004

bubba

a not very bright rural type person; hick

I encountered a real bubba when I ask for directions at the gas station.

by Paul July 13, 2004

Crackberry

Nickname for the popular RIM communication device named Blackberry. The device, which is a phone, PDA, and e-mail appliance has gained outrageous popularity. Users/owners are typically addicted to checking e-mail and swapping short messages on the device. It appears as though they are addicted as a crackhead is to the pipe.

Look at him. Like he's a pimp/playuh all hooked-up on his crackberry.

by Paul August 23, 2004