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Escoapad

Eat shit choke on a pretzel and die.
ESCOAPAD n00b!!! KEKEKEKE!!!11!one
by Patrick October 7, 2004
mugGet the Escoapadmug.

gewd

means good..something is okay or fine by you
i got a mad gewd grade on that test.
by patrick May 13, 2005
mugGet the gewdmug.

Lick me off

by Patrick November 27, 2004
mugGet the Lick me offmug.

Dirty Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open
When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.
by patrick March 10, 2004
mugGet the Dirty Piratemug.

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.
I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.
by Patrick April 23, 2008
mugGet the jacking offmug.

chanpan

I am gay, meaning i am fat and fugly
by Patrick February 14, 2005
mugGet the chanpanmug.

jumumbo

basically a bigger word than jumbo basically two jumbo's combined to make a word bigger than jumbo
you yuor calves are jumumbo
by Patrick January 29, 2005
mugGet the jumumbomug.

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