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PK

Term used in sexual combat during the early 1400's. To PK means to thrust ones sexual member towards the opponent, usually causing injury, or temporary blindness. The winner of this centuries old game often PK's the loser of the match in the face. The final PK usualy contains seminal fluid or urine.

That bitch, she took my money when I was sleeping, and then PK'd me in the face.

by Patrick May 13, 2005

emocore

Style of music, mixed primarily of punk and metal. The word "emo" comes from emotional. The word "core" comes frm hardcore. Hardcore + Emotion = Emocore.

Emocore is my favorite style of music.

by Patrick July 11, 2003

hall pass

term used for someone so good looking, your significant other can't keep you from them; a free pass; usually used for celebrities

Angelina Jolie is so hot that if I had the chance to meet her, my wife will give me a hall pass

by Patrick November 7, 2007

fruit booter

A poser in the rollerblading world, or that one annoying ass bitch that drops into a quarterpipe 3 ft high and thinks that he is the best thing that ever happend to the sport and makes fun of all the other rollerbladers who are just starting and putting forth an effort to the sport.

I am a skaterboarder and I have friends that rollerblade. They can backlip in the halfpipe and I have total respect for them, along with total respect for those that put an effort towards rollerblading. its those stuck up bitches that act like they are the best or think that you arent a decent human being because you're a skateboarder right off the bat.

by Patrick November 9, 2004

flow

hockey hair basically

check out the flow on that kid dangling.

by Patrick January 27, 2007

The Rattle Snake

an expirimental sexual scenario of aquired taste. First, party A places a bowel movement in party B's bed without party B's consent. Party A hides the feces with party B's blanket. When Party B sits down, Party A starts to make snake noises. when Party B says "why are you making snake noises?", party A says "because your sitting on my poop"

Patrick just rattlesnaked Connor, and now connor is on the fritz

by Patrick March 10, 2005

dirty turkey

when ur gettin head and u gobble and wave ur hands around

when i was over jareds i heard a wild turkey sound coming from the bedroom

by Patrick February 9, 2005