patrick's definitions

dooche bag

1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.

2.a good name to call someone

1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.

2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.

by Patrick April 19, 2005

masochist

Person who gets off on hurting themself.

Albert Fish is a masochist who eats children.

by Patrick January 26, 2003

Bag

To kill, as in put someone in a body bag.

Yo, I just bagged that mofo.

by Patrick November 6, 2003

Smizzart

Smart

You didn't put gas in the car, oh that's smizzart!

by Patrick October 27, 2003

PK

Term used in sexual combat during the early 1400's. To PK means to thrust ones sexual member towards the opponent, usually causing injury, or temporary blindness. The winner of this centuries old game often PK's the loser of the match in the face. The final PK usualy contains seminal fluid or urine.

That bitch, she took my money when I was sleeping, and then PK'd me in the face.

by Patrick May 13, 2005

we be

Slang for 'we are'.

We be goin' to tha sto'

by Patrick February 12, 2003

Donegan

One who gets thrills off getting naked with freshmen in college more than 2 times a day.

I met this nice freshmen today, so i took her to my house and we did the "donegan".

by Patrick March 6, 2005