patrick's definitions

dutch stink wad

The act where a man and a woman do a 69, and the partner ontop shits on the face of the partner below for pleasure.

Hey honey, give me a nice dutch stink wad.

by patrick December 5, 2004

Lick me off

The licking of my penis.

I don't like you so, lick me off bitch!

by Patrick November 27, 2004

Dirty Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open

When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.

by patrick March 10, 2004

gewd

means good..something is okay or fine by you

i got a mad gewd grade on that test.

by patrick May 13, 2005

Smizzart

Smart

You didn't put gas in the car, oh that's smizzart!

by Patrick October 27, 2003

chanpan

I am gay, meaning i am fat and fugly

China, and i live in aus

by Patrick February 14, 2005

nautyculate

The act of being naughty or sinister with absolute precision and accuracy, partnered along with a strong sense of style and attitude.

That guy is more than a pimp, he's nautyculate with his game.

by Patrick May 13, 2003