patrick's definitions

platinum pickle

A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.

If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinum pickle on Pamela Anderson.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

Quitiler

A girl who likes a guy that carries big things "if you know what i mean"
also see "Weenis"

That girl is a quitiler

by Patrick May 13, 2005

Panzerfaust

Originally a WWII era anti-tank weopon, now it's the title for a "white-pride" record label. Panzerfaust records have a program called Project schoolyard, in which they sell CD's at low prices en masse to hate groups. In turn, the hate groups hand them out at schools.
See white pride.

"Wow, those panzerfaust idiots suffer from faggotry of the highest order."

by Patrick November 28, 2004

haxor

Someone who cheats(Usually with cheat codes)in an online game

That haxor!!!!1! i know you have god enabled im not retarded you haxor!
-Anonymous quote from Rainbow Six 3- Raven Shield

by Patrick February 3, 2005

Weenis

A little boy thats not afraid of climbing trees because he has a "weenis"

I'm not a scaredy cat cuz i got a weenis

by Patrick May 13, 2005

masochist

Person who gets off on hurting themself.

Albert Fish is a masochist who eats children.

by Patrick January 26, 2003

dooche bag

1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.

2.a good name to call someone

1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.

2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.

by Patrick April 19, 2005