88 definitions by patrick

pump n' sleep

process of having sex very quickly and falling over to sleep immediately after

That bitch was so annoying, I had to pull a pump n' sleep on her.

by patrick March 15, 2004

hokey

(adj.) Something that is viewed with suspicion and/or cornyness, (i.e. a hokey sales pitch)

That was one hokey-ass movie we just saw.

by patrick January 27, 2004

Scrumtrelescent

Beyond perfection.

The show was scrumtrelescent.

by patrick July 27, 2003

The Rattle Snake

an expirimental sexual scenario of aquired taste. First, party A places a bowel movement in party B's bed without party B's consent. Party A hides the feces with party B's blanket. When Party B sits down, Party A starts to make snake noises. when Party B says "why are you making snake noises?", party A says "because your sitting on my poop"

Patrick just rattlesnaked Connor, and now connor is on the fritz

by patrick March 11, 2005

bishop foxs

A school in the UK. Where people dont have fun

I went to bishop foxs today and burnt the living hell outta some guy!

by patrick April 4, 2005

jackmeoff

masterbation of male

word used to fool cop

by patrick November 26, 2004

fruit booter

A poser in the rollerblading world, or that one annoying ass bitch that drops into a quarterpipe 3 ft high and thinks that he is the best thing that ever happend to the sport and makes fun of all the other rollerbladers who are just starting and putting forth an effort to the sport.

I am a skaterboarder and I have friends that rollerblade. They can backlip in the halfpipe and I have total respect for them, along with total respect for those that put an effort towards rollerblading. its those stuck up bitches that act like they are the best or think that you arent a decent human being because you're a skateboarder right off the bat.

by patrick November 9, 2004