patrick's definitions

woofter

one who does it with dogs, hense the woof

Here comes john walkin` his dog, What a woofter!

by Patrick December 22, 2004

Dirty Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust in her eye and then kick her in the shins so she hops around with one eye open

When she was done sucking my pang gave her a dirty pirate.

by patrick March 10, 2004

Lick me off

The licking of my penis.

I don't like you so, lick me off bitch!

by Patrick November 27, 2004

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008

chanpan

I am gay, meaning i am fat and fugly

China, and i live in aus

by Patrick February 14, 2005

gewd

means good..something is okay or fine by you

i got a mad gewd grade on that test.

by patrick May 13, 2005

nautyculate

The act of being naughty or sinister with absolute precision and accuracy, partnered along with a strong sense of style and attitude.

That guy is more than a pimp, he's nautyculate with his game.

by Patrick May 13, 2003