patrick's definitions

froggy

When one farts while sitting and jumps up a little (or alot)

damn that was a hella big froggy!

by Patrick February 3, 2005

binocs

Short for binoculars.

hey lemme borrow your binocs for a sec!

by Patrick February 3, 2005

jumumbo

basically a bigger word than jumbo basically two jumbo's combined to make a word bigger than jumbo

you yuor calves are jumumbo

by Patrick January 29, 2005

face slapper

Male reproductive organ see penis

She got a nasty black eye from that huge face slapper.

by Patrick January 3, 2005

woofter

one who does it with dogs, hense the woof

Here comes john walkin` his dog, What a woofter!

by Patrick December 22, 2004

Shitty doo

From the latin word (shititous). The most foul smelling, looking, and tasting shit that one might ever see.
A shit that stands alone before all other shits.

Is my ass in so much pain because of that shitty doo or that hot night I had with Matt.

by Patrick December 9, 2004

dutch stink wad

The act where a man and a woman do a 69, and the partner ontop shits on the face of the partner below for pleasure.

Hey honey, give me a nice dutch stink wad.

by patrick December 5, 2004