Mateo

A boy who has a heart of gold and never truly realizes it. He is kind, very intelligent and handsome in a special way. He is very appreciated and loved. He deserves it all. Born cuteass. 🥺

“He’s such a cutie and handsome, doesn’t even know it.. Bet he’s a Mateo!”

by Panda February 01, 2020

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Eduardo

Horribly disfigured seal. Likes to sit on rocks while holding his green bucket. Will take your rock when you are not looking. Often called 'Mr. steal your rock'. Eduardo's are not musically inclined. They try to overcome their tone deafness but all they do is release shitty music. Lives with his mother, who bathes him and clothes him. She usually dresses him in her tights or leggings, and makes his muffin top more predominant than usual. They usually refuse to let go of their crappy vehicles, often attempting to patch things temporarily before they break again.

WTF is that?! Its just Eduardo's car.

Police officer: Looks like the victims crashed their vehicle while listening to Eduardo's music. I heard its so bad it makes you want to kill yourself.

by panda August 31, 2017

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panda

also known as "Conan"

Watch out, there's a huge jiggly panda.

by panda February 04, 2005

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gonzoed

originates from the character "gonzo" with a long nose and big round eyes... it's when a guy puts his two balls on someone's face; one over each eye, and puts his penis on their nose, therefore making the victim look like gonzo

The girl got gonzoed as she was kneeling by the bed.

by panda March 30, 2005

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Mojo

A super awesome chick that loves:
- a certain economics teacher named Patrick aka DLS
- Eric Banana
- eBay
- starfishes
- Darren Hayes
- vampires
- and many other sweet things

Also known as "LOTR ho", "My Zombie" and "DV".

Get your mojo on with Patrick.

by Panda April 07, 2005

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