panda's definitions

Mateo

A boy who has a heart of gold and never truly realizes it. He is kind, very intelligent and handsome in a special way. He is very appreciated and loved. He deserves it all. Born cuteass. 🥺

“He’s such a cutie and handsome, doesn’t even know it.. Bet he’s a Mateo!”

by Panda February 1, 2020

psycho

ultimately my mother

thumbs up if you know your momma's crazy

by panda August 23, 2004

Kaldaris

A sick, sick bastard. If seen on the internet, avoid at all costs.

"Help! Kaldaris f***ed over my computor!"

by Panda December 16, 2004

egg

Completely useless individual; absolutely no redeeming qualities, and seemingly put on this earth to infuriate everyone around them with their unspeakable uselessness.

"Wendell, you're a fucking egg."

by Panda January 16, 2005

gAyOhelL

America Online. Also known as AOL.

gAyOhelL froze on me.

by Panda March 20, 2004

Perfect

Abigail. ❤️

She is my definition of perfect~

"That girl, she is pretty. But she is not Perfect" :")

by Panda February 27, 2018

gonzoed

originates from the character "gonzo" with a long nose and big round eyes... it's when a guy puts his two balls on someone's face; one over each eye, and puts his penis on their nose, therefore making the victim look like gonzo

The girl got gonzoed as she was kneeling by the bed.

by panda March 30, 2005