pork barrel

1. A portly or rotund person.
2. A person with a fat stomach.
3. A witty insult, making light of someones excess weight

hey pork barrel, when was the last time you saw your cock?

by Paddymac August 28, 2006

half a raja

A term used to describe the state of a penis whilst between flacid and erect. Basically half erect.

I was gonna show that girl the time of her life, but I could only muster up half a raja

by Paddymac August 31, 2006

muck bag

Insulting term for an ugly woman.

you: check out that blond, she's a nice piece

me: are you serious? That muck bag.. she's got a face like a careless beekeeper

by Paddymac August 31, 2006

candied slickins

the natural lubricant that occurs in a vagina during sex, often expelled in varying quantities during different levels of stimulation.

guy 1: Did u see that girls squirt her love juice across the room?

guy 2: yeah, those candied slickins must have travelled at least 10 foot.

by paddymac August 25, 2009

jack mac

A computer thats sole purpose for existence is accessing sexually explicit material for the purpose of self-gratification.

Hammo: Hey Timmy, got any porn vids, I just got blue-balled that that girl with no tits

Timmy: Sorry mate, I don't have any vids, but the jack mac is full of pleasing material.

by paddymac September 11, 2009

laughtear

Uncontrollable laughing and crying at the same time. Usually as a result of trying to cheer someone up while they are upset.

Jenny was so upset last night so I tried to cheer her up with the midget dance. I kind of worked cos' she burst into laughtear

by paddymac March 27, 2009

made piss

1. when a person sucks back a fully packed bong, and coughs vigorously for a prolonged period of time.

2. to get beaten up badly

I thumbscrewed Jimmy a monster bong and he took the whole thing... but he was made piss

I can believe that guys started on me, didn't he know he would get made piss

by Paddymac September 01, 2006