Definitions by paddymac
jack mac
A computer thats sole purpose for existence is accessing sexually explicit material for the purpose of self-gratification.
don't bother calling
The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.
Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that
Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?
Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?
Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*
The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo
Gronk: Don't bother calling.....
(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)
Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?
Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?
Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*
The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo
Gronk: Don't bother calling.....
(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)
don't bother calling by paddymac August 25, 2009
candied slickins
the natural lubricant that occurs in a vagina during sex, often expelled in varying quantities during different levels of stimulation.
guy 1: Did u see that girls squirt her love juice across the room?
guy 2: yeah, those candied slickins must have travelled at least 10 foot.
guy 2: yeah, those candied slickins must have travelled at least 10 foot.
candied slickins by paddymac August 25, 2009
made piss
1. when a person sucks back a fully packed bong, and coughs vigorously for a prolonged period of time.
2. to get beaten up badly
2. to get beaten up badly