oz's definitions

silent alarm

When a girl wakes her man with a blowjob.

My girlfriend is the best...she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.

by Oz October 10, 2003

The Gooch

Nickname of Bob Guccione, the founder of Spin and son of the owner of Penthouse

"In the spring of 1998 the Gooch, as he was known, had just pocketed $18 million from the sale of Spin and was in the process of setting up a men's magazine called Gear."
-How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by Toby Young

by Oz December 14, 2003

disability

A defect usually. Disabilities disable someone from doing everything a person without disabilities can do. They range from Paralyzation, Down Syndrome, Autism, ADD, and many, many more. Not all disabilities are birth defects, one can be injured in an event and be disabled from then on or until cured.

Ted: Man, this damn truck hit me and now I can't walk for a while.
Bob: Well I can't ever walk, so fuck you.

by Oz January 30, 2005

xbox 360

A new gaming console coming soon from microsoft. It resembles a pc.

I saw the 30 minute preview about xbox 360 on mtv and it showed me how rich bill gates is to have paid 100 celebs to stand around and act like they all like xbox.

by Oz May 15, 2005

SNL turds

No such word, only reason you're looking here is because some person with no personality can't laugh at funny things/people.

SNL Turds? Hmm I don't know what you're talking about, go watch your A&E Biography's.

by Oz January 20, 2005

sylvester stallone

Great actor, has done some great movies in his time such as the Rocky series, Cliffhanger, Demolition Man and who could forget Rambo, those are just some of his movies. Although a good actor he seems to be shrinking, don't ask me I just tell it like it is. Birth complications, caused by forceps, resulted in paralysis of the lower left side of his face, manifested by a perennial snarl and slurred speech. Most noticeable when he is yelling.

Sylvester Stallone is a good actor but I have no fucking clue why he was in spy kids 3.

by Oz January 17, 2005

crash

Hangover or other ill physical and psychological after effects as a result of a drug leaving your system and your body craving more. Specifically , this term refers to amphetamines, though it's often used to refer to other drugs as well.

The crash from the speed was so bad I couldn't move from the corner I was crying in for 3 hours, until I found my fifth of jim beam.

by oz July 9, 2003