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Alfred F Jones

The hero of the Hetalia series. He’s known for being a stupid idiot who makes a lot of stupid plan but always wants to help others. This mf could do anything and the fandom would celebrate. Hetalia America enjoyers are all simps.
Person: Look! Alfred F Jones danced in front of the White House in Hetalia season 420 episode 69!! He’s so cool and cute and ADORABLE
by Original Name July 17, 2021
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Hetalia Denmark

A literal puppy. The best Hetalia character. I’m not a simp, but if he wanted all of my life savings let’s just say I would not have my life savings.

Anyway. He has spiky hair, blue eyes, and is typically seen in a red and black outfit and boots. In fanon, he is often seen with freckles. (Whoever started the Denmark has freckles ily so much <33)

This man did reverse puberty in the Hetalia English dub. We don’t know why is voice actor left but he did. He’s Norway’s best friend. Norway might seemed annoyed by him, but as pointed out the two are almost always together. He has always said in Lets enjoy! Lets get excited! Cheers! that he considers Sweden to be one of his best friends, and misses the old times. He also has proudly said that he raised Iceland.

Anyway ily Mathias
Friend: You are a Hetalia Denmark simp.
Me: No I just enjoy his existence.
Friend: Ohhh ok
by Original Name July 17, 2021
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Mochi America

A demon sent to kill us all
Person 1: Have you ever seen Mochi America?
Person 2: Yeah he fucked my wife and killed my kids
by Original Name July 17, 2021
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Charles Calvin

“Wait, it’s all Charles Calvin?”
Always has been.”
by Original Name September 8, 2020
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Nagito

A stupid unlucky person who blows things up for a living. The fandom either loves him or wants to beat him to death. He was released to English speakers in 2012 so keep that in mind when going through fanart
Person: Who do you kin?
Person 2: I kin Nagito!!!
Person: You kin Nagito? *growls* that’s pretty sussy bro I kin Kokichi wanna make out?
Person 2: Yes bby
by Original Name July 17, 2021
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Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
by original name May 29, 2012
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Romanospissbucket

A Hetalia meme page on Instagram that has 1k followers. They’re most known for their fight against the Hetalia wiki admins to get War crimes committed by Hetalia characters wiki back and unfortunately failed. They’ve even named their dog after the main character of Hetalia, Feliciano Vargas.

They are the creator of the Ameripan killing stalking AU, which surprisingly did not get them canceled. The AU has received Fanart as well.

On May 6th 2021 they hosted a “Prettiest Hetalia characters” poll which ended on June 27th. Denmark in 1st place, Romania in 2nd place, Seychelles in 3rd place.
They’ve had many phases. Said phases include the Germany titty phase, the Gacha Life Hetalia phase, and many more.

#AlfredTheHottie
Person: Hey do you follow Romanospissbucket?
Person 2: Yeah haha. Me and my friend bonded over them.
by Original Name July 17, 2021
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