oracle's definitions

bollix

Alternative (eg internet) spelling of bollocks, as used by Gav Bell.

On msn: "bollix left me fukin mobile at uni"

by oracle March 12, 2004

carphone warehouse

See scam. Very crap mobile phone shop chain. Sell your new mobile number to scouse spammers.

Those fuckin scouse insurance salesmen are calling me again... bloody Carphone Warehouse...

by oracle March 12, 2004

too much free time

something most people who define words here have

youve all got too much free time

by oracle March 12, 2004

dog end

Cigarette butt.

Are you picking up dog ends again?

by oracle March 12, 2004

megabus

Transport for the very cheap.

Only £1 London to Birmingham!!!!!!!!!!!!

by oracle March 12, 2004

spaghetti junction

Junction 6 of the M6 in north Birmingham. Intersection of the M6, A38(M), A38, and A5127. Most complex junction in UK. Notorious for jams, busiest section of road in Europe.

"Theres a 20 mile tailback from spaghetti..."

by oracle January 25, 2005

baconed

To be attacked, beaten, apprehended or ticketed by a policeman. From the bacony connotations of 'police'.

You know when you've been baconed

by oracle April 6, 2009