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Vulgar Slang, based on the word "Mother Fucker". Used in refference to a person who is attracted to men who are much older then they are (old enough to be their father).
by OneBadAsp November 7, 2008
Get the Father Fucker mug.A native to the State of Georgia whose family has lived out in more rural parts of the state for many generations and continues to do so. Known to be very self-sufficient by growing or hunting their own food and building their own homes. The Florida Cracker is kin to the Georgia Cracker.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
Get the Georgia Cracker mug.1. Originally a prison term for a guy who was at the receiving end of anal sex.
2. A term used to describe a movement within rock 'n' roll among bands that have a rougher, more immediate edge.
2. A term used to describe a movement within rock 'n' roll among bands that have a rougher, more immediate edge.
1. Chris was afriad to drop the soap in the shower lest he end up as Bubba's punk.
2. Reggie likes to listen to punk rock.
2. Reggie likes to listen to punk rock.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
Get the Punk mug.A patented form of drinking water. It has some unique characteristics that are not found in other water such as a higher boiling point, higher surface tension, and a lower viscosity. The name “Penta” comes from the word pentamer, the theoretical most basic cluster of H2O molecules needed to form liquid water.
Penta water is the cleanest-known bottled water in the world. Therefore is one of the most popular in health food stores.
Penta water goes though a 11-hour, 13 step purification process that removes any and every impurity found in water.(9 stages of filtration, 3 stages of bacteria removal, and a patented Penta Process) is why Penta measures only about 0.5 parts per million (ppm) of total dissolved solids.
Penta is the only bottle water that does not have any taste of plastic, salt, minerals, or chemicals that is so often found in bottle water. You can leave it out all day in the heat of your car and it still tastes clean and crisp. The bottles do not leech into the water at all because they are made out of the highest grade plastic.
Penta water is the cleanest-known bottled water in the world. Therefore is one of the most popular in health food stores.
Penta water goes though a 11-hour, 13 step purification process that removes any and every impurity found in water.(9 stages of filtration, 3 stages of bacteria removal, and a patented Penta Process) is why Penta measures only about 0.5 parts per million (ppm) of total dissolved solids.
Penta is the only bottle water that does not have any taste of plastic, salt, minerals, or chemicals that is so often found in bottle water. You can leave it out all day in the heat of your car and it still tastes clean and crisp. The bottles do not leech into the water at all because they are made out of the highest grade plastic.
by OneBadAsp October 16, 2006
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Get the Rock and Rye mug.A Parrothead is a fan of Jimmy Buffett (there is no other meaning). The typical parrothead is pictured to wear a Hawaiian shirt, flip-flops, and other tropical attire, and to enjoy drinking margaritas on the beach. Parrotheads often decorate their homes in tropical motifs. In general the life of a parrothead is one of relaxation and being on a permanent mental vacation even while at work.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
Get the Parrothead mug.The Norse Goddess of love, fertility, sexuality, lust, beauty, magic, war, and death. The counterpart to her twin brother Frey. Her name means “Lady”. Freyja is the most beautiful of all the Goddesses, women pray to her for help in all matters. Freyja teaches women to love who they are and for men to love them for it.
She is said to have wept tears of gold when searching for her lost husband, Od. After being abandoned by her husband Freyja becomes the most promiscuous of all Goddesses, having love affairs with gods, humans, elves, and dwarves. Her necklace is named Brisingamen, (whose power cannot be resisted) which he obtained from four dwarves by spending the night with them. She also has a cloak of falcon feathers and a chariot drawn by two cats (think lynx not house cats).
Freyja is quite independent by nature, being chief of the Valkyrie she gets half of all those who fall in battle (the other half go to Odin.). Not being married, she is also a single mother to Hnoss.
In ancient times the constellation we today know as Orion, was known as “Freyja’s Gown”, and the sword belt was called “Freyja’s Girdle”.
She is said to have wept tears of gold when searching for her lost husband, Od. After being abandoned by her husband Freyja becomes the most promiscuous of all Goddesses, having love affairs with gods, humans, elves, and dwarves. Her necklace is named Brisingamen, (whose power cannot be resisted) which he obtained from four dwarves by spending the night with them. She also has a cloak of falcon feathers and a chariot drawn by two cats (think lynx not house cats).
Freyja is quite independent by nature, being chief of the Valkyrie she gets half of all those who fall in battle (the other half go to Odin.). Not being married, she is also a single mother to Hnoss.
In ancient times the constellation we today know as Orion, was known as “Freyja’s Gown”, and the sword belt was called “Freyja’s Girdle”.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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