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Bahama Mama

An alcoholic drink which is often very watered down in bar and grills. Bahama Mama’s are (correctly) made out of ½ oz. dark rum, ½ oz. coconut liqueur, ¼ oz coffee liquor, ¼ oz 151 proof rum, juice of ½ lemon, and 4 oz. of pineapple juice.

This Bahama Mama tastes like it's got cranapple juice in it!

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Grief

1. A profound mental anguish that one feels when one loses a loved one. Often accompanied with feelings of sorrow, regret, anger, guilt, and feeling very lonely.

2. An annoyance, frustration or difficulty.

"Grief at the absence of a loved one is happiness compared to life with a person one hates."

1. In his state of grief over losing the love of his life, Hank turned to liquor to ease his sorrows.

2."I swear, you give me nothing but grief over the way I clean the house!" Lucy said to her mother-in-law.

by OneBadAsp November 4, 2006

Many Worlds Theory

The quantum theory which states that all possible quantum universes can exist simultaneuously. It solves the Schrodinger cat problem by stating that the universe splits at each quantum junture, and hence the cat is alive in one universe and dead in another.

In other words, everything that can happen, does happen (just in seperate worlds). Every possibility plays itself out in one universe or another.

Recently, an increasing number of physicists have voiced their support for the Many Worlds Theory.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Just Good Friends

1. An indirect way of admitting that you are indeed having a sexual or romantic relationship with someone but won’t openly admit it because it's taboo.
2. A way of denying a sexual or romantic relationship with someone.
3. Saying someone is really your Fuck Buddy
4. What Nice Guys whine about.
5. Or some times it does just mean that you’re just really good friends with someone.

When asked about her relationship with Johnny, Laura replied "Oh no, we're just good friends".

by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006

Hybrid

The offspring of a reproductive cross between genetically disimilar individuals, of for example two different sub-species or species.

A liger is a hybrid between a lion and a tiger.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Sex on the beach

On the West coast, a drink consisting of vodka, peach schapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice. On the East coast, a drink consisting of melon liqueur and pineapple juice.

I'll have one Sex On the Beach please.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Shame

1. A painful emotion caused by a sense of guilt, embarrassment, dishonor; a feeling of being unworthy or disgraced.

2. Something that is very regrettable or is a great disappointment.

1. Sean felt a sense of shame when he woke up and read the newspaper only to see a picture of himself in it. He shamed his family name.

2. It is a shame that such a horrible thing happen to such a sweet girl as Molly.

by OneBadAsp November 5, 2006