one 'f' Jeph's definitions

jumbow

A really large rainbow trout.

Dang. We whacked a ton of jumbows today. So many whoppers!

by one 'f' Jeph July 17, 2022

Oxydent

Any mistakes you make while under the influence of OxyContin.

Dude. I wrecked my car in another oxydent. I was so faded.

by one 'f' Jeph January 21, 2023

namasteak

The word that carnivores utter just before leaning into a giant piece of meat and gorging on flesh.

When the waiter brought out Dave's nicely marbled Wagyu Ribeye, he thanked him with a bow and a loud, 'Namasteak'...

by one 'f' Jeph September 12, 2018

empamucho

A really substantial empanada.

Wow. These empanadas are huge. There’s nothing nada about them. They’re more like empamuchos.

by one 'f' Jeph April 19, 2024

gnarcissist

An extremely self-centered person who has an exaggerated sense of self-importance in relation to their abilities in extreme sports - especially skiing.

That fucking guy will not stop talking about his gnarly line. He's such a gnarcissist, and he thinks he's the best skier on the mountain. I'm soooooo much better than him...

by one 'f' Jeph June 7, 2018

Gnarchaeologist

A really bad-ass archaeologist.

Indiana Jones is a gnarchaeologist.

by one 'f' Jeph January 15, 2012

relleviate

To relieve and alleviate all at once.
To provide next level relief and alleviation.

To provide the highest level of relief while alleviating pain, stress, suffering, deficiencies, or problems.

I need a few bong rips to relleviate this headache.

by one 'f' Jeph January 25, 2018