cheesetarian

Someone who pretty much just eats cheese. Typically a vegetarian, although not a vegan.

Did you see that chick crushing the hors d'oeuvres over there? I heard her say she doesn't eat meat, but she's certainly a cheesetarian. I think she even ate that whole block of limburger.

by one 'f' Jeph September 26, 2018

Oxydent

Any mistakes you make while under the influence of OxyContin.

Dude. I wrecked my car in another oxydent. I was so faded.

by one 'f' Jeph January 21, 2023

jumbow

A really large rainbow trout.

Dang. We whacked a ton of jumbows today. So many whoppers!

by one 'f' Jeph July 17, 2022

alterrafied

The very real fear associated with the idea that a large, conglomerate ski company will buy your mountain and thus precipitate the demise of your previously relatively sleepy little resort town once a cheap, multi-resort season pass is on offer that includes your hill.

I'm alterrafied that we'll soon be joining the ranks of the Vail or Aspen pass offering - our town is gonna be a shit show in no time...

by one 'f' Jeph July 23, 2021

guacoldmole

Old, black, funky, leftover guacamole

Dude, I just found some guacoldmole in the back of the fridge - looks pretty bad - do you want it?

by one 'f' Jeph May 26, 2023

The Great Impeachee

The person who is the best at getting impeached.

That dude who was the 45th President really shit the bed huh?
Oh - you mean The Great Impeachee - yeah...

by one 'f' Jeph January 13, 2021

embezoment

Rich, evil, billionaires getting richer and more evil on the backs of the working class while wasting the world's resources and giving zero fucks.

That rich bastard is guilty of embezoment. He doesn't pay his workers a living wage, he drives out competition, and he pollutes the world - all with impunity.

by one 'f' Jeph November 04, 2021