3AM

the time where your laying in the bed with your eyes open and u cant move while satan comes closer and closer until u see a goat's face...

Me: *another sleep paralysis at 3AM*

Random Youtuber: * SHOUTING FOR NO REASON*

satan: dafuq is that noise???

Me: *trying to work my brain on what the hell is going on*

by on October 22, 2020

Iphone 5

c'mon, admit it! The Iphone 5 design was the best design in Apple History...even better than round edges

Man 1: bro, i just got the latest iPhone, the iPhone 12!!!

Man 2: sweet! is it the mini?

Man 1: nah I don't like to have a phone that is small enough to fit in a shirt pocket... the Iphone 12 mini and the Iphone 5 sucks ba-

Man: *punches* you do NOT have the right to call the Iphone 5 that way u selfless human being

by on October 23, 2020

go dark

To lose all moral restraint and retaliate against someone with a cold and brutal detachment.

"If Paul doesn't stop screwing with me I'm liable to go dark on his ass!"

by on October 01, 2019

Ihssan

The most beautiful woman you'll ever get to meet. She might be kinda shy, quiet when you see her, but when you get to know her you'll understand she's funny, loud and adventurous. She is always going to be smiling and laughing. Her smile always brightens the room and the people's hearts. She's so opened with new people and easy to talk to. At first glance she seems tough, but she's so sensitive. She protects people she loves and always makes sure they're save and happy. She went through so many things, things you can't even imagine, but you'll always see her with a big smile on her face.

That girl called Ihssan, she's really special to me

by on May 06, 2020

Avnita

Avnita is an amazing friend, she'll do anything for you. She's kind ,compassionate about life, definitely an art hoe

Avnita is gayyy big time <3

by on November 23, 2021

malediction

The verbal act of cursing someone with harm and misfortune, with or without malice.

Kate kicked David out and told him to "drop dead" but when he was killed in an elevator accident just days later she remembered and regretted her angry malediction.

by on September 24, 2019

Henya

The phrase Skeppy uses when he's stressed.

"HENYA!" Skeppy after being knocked off his island but saving himself in bedwars.

by on June 17, 2020