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2nd controller

A controller that has problems reconnecting, filled with cheeseballs

and damaged buttons. (It usually happens when you have a brother
or a toxic friend)

oh, you can use the 2nd controller...

by on August 21, 2020

semidemihemimetrobisexual

Tom: I'm semidemohemimetrobisexual
Luke: whats that
Tom: I don't even fucking know
Luke: Then say yr straight you dumb shit

semidemihemimetrobisexual: At this point who the fuck even cares bout yr sexuality - it's just screwed up

by on September 12, 2020

Crime Template

A preconceived perception on the part of police investigators and detectives of a crime scenario or phenomenon based on past cases in which investigators became aware of a new type of scenario or phenomenon that was previously unknown to them but reaveal, being applied to a current case with similar elements and assumed to be identical to previous cases based on

past cases, statistics, personal assumptions, public opinion, hunches and other factors and then persued as such without objectivity or taking into account that although seeming similar the scenario may not be identical.

The police used a crime template to determine that when a child is killed in the home it's always the parents that are the killers due to statistics.

by on September 28, 2020

Jonathan

Can make you orgasm just by licking your elbow

Jonathan is super sexy. He can make you orgasm just by licking your elbow

by on October 21, 2020

3AM

the time where your laying in the bed with your eyes open and u cant move while satan comes closer and closer until u see a goat's face...

Me: *another sleep paralysis at 3AM*

Random Youtuber: * SHOUTING FOR NO REASON*

satan: dafuq is that noise???

Me: *trying to work my brain on what the hell is going on*

by on October 22, 2020

Iphone 5

c'mon, admit it! The Iphone 5 design was the best design in Apple History...even better than round edges

Man 1: bro, i just got the latest iPhone, the iPhone 12!!!

Man 2: sweet! is it the mini?

Man 1: nah I don't like to have a phone that is small enough to fit in a shirt pocket... the Iphone 12 mini and the Iphone 5 sucks ba-

Man: *punches* you do NOT have the right to call the Iphone 5 that way u selfless human being

by on October 23, 2020

Daw Aung San Suu Kyi

Daw Aung San Suu Kyi was born on 19, June 1945 in Myanmar and is a Burmese politician, diplomat, author and the mother of Myanmar( Kim & Alexander Aris). Her husband was Michael Aris and her parents were General Aung San & Daw Kin Kyi. She won the Nobel Prize in 1991 and was jailed before placed under home arrest for 15 years. She is also the leader of NLD(National League of Democracy).

WE LOVE DAW AUNG SAN SUU KYI !!!

by on October 23, 2020