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Jankedy-ass-hoopidy

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.
by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009
mugGet the Jankedy-ass-hoopidymug.

D-E Conversation

Similar to an A-B conversation, (so C yourself out) but more serious in nature.

Can also be used when the two conversing have names starting with D and E respectively.
-Donald: So I was about to pull an RTFWBG on the bitch when...
-Gary: HAY GUISE WHATS UP
-Evan: This is a D-E Conversation so F YOU!!!
by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 21, 2009
mugGet the D-E Conversationmug.

dormitat

1. When a dorm room becomes so humid, hot, messy, and odorous that it is impossible to tell if it's a dormitory or a conservatory, as if an animal was living there.

2. When a person becomes so introverted and attached to their dorm, they are rarely seen outside their natural dormitat.
1. Stephanie let her dorm get so messy through semester 1, it became her natural dormitat, complete with moss, fungus, and her offspring.

2. Herbert was so into his studies, he was nicknamed Panda because he was never seen outside his bamboo-decorated dormitat.
by OMGWTFBBQ22 April 9, 2009
mugGet the dormitatmug.

Double Western Grip

When both the right and left hand are used simultaneously in a column format to stroke the base of the penis and is moved up and down. The Thumbs can be gyrated in unison or in a destructive interference pattern so that they are out of phase and in harmony. First made popular by French men, it later caught on by German males and females due the extreme domination that can be involved in the extreme penis straddling.
by OMGWTFBBQ22 June 12, 2009
mugGet the Double Western Gripmug.

amazzafuckingtastic

sweet as fuck.

fucking*(amazing+fantastic)=amazzafuckingtastic
Dude! Your Louis Vuitton pocket-protector is amazzafuckingtastic!
by OMGWTFBBQ22 October 22, 2009
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