Bitch, suck my dick.
"s my d" is commonly used as an abbreviation for suck my dick, b is sometimes used in place of bitch, hence bsmd=bitch, suck my dick.
"s my d" is commonly used as an abbreviation for suck my dick, b is sometimes used in place of bitch, hence bsmd=bitch, suck my dick.
—You little perv, you were looking down my shirt weren't you?
—Hell no! Don't accuse me!
—Leave me alone perv
—BSMD!
—Hell no! Don't accuse me!
—Leave me alone perv
—BSMD!
by omgwtfbbq22 March 31, 2007
by omgwtfbbq22 April 27, 2007
1.When a girl surprises a guy by saying she is pregnant with his child, and using a blue preggo-test stick as evidence.
by OMGWTFBBQ22 August 20, 2007
An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.
by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009
This is a sexual act necessitating five people. Two must be male and three female. It starts with one female servicing another female while being serviced by a different female, both of which are being penetrated by different males. The Japanese Bridge is similar to an expanded version of the Eiffel Tower
G.......................G
U->GIRL GIRL*<-U
Y......GIRL ^....... Y
Figure 1A.
*splash zone
Fig. 1A: Diagram of a classic Japanese Bridge
U->GIRL GIRL*<-U
Y......GIRL ^....... Y
Figure 1A.
*splash zone
Fig. 1A: Diagram of a classic Japanese Bridge
by OMGWTFBBQ22 October 04, 2010