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Definitions by omgwtfbbq22

Reverse Titty-Fuck with Ball Gobble.

A man straddles a woman's face and fucks the cleavage between the tits while the woman simultaneously gobbles the man's balls.
At the hotel, we demonstrated RTFWBG in the conference center, pool, lobby, room 213, and during the Continental Breakfast.

An instant classic, you'll be sure to try again and again.
RTFWBG by OMGWTFBBQ22 February 17, 2008

Blue Stick Special 

1.When a girl surprises a guy by saying she is pregnant with his child, and using a blue preggo-test stick as evidence.
In "Knocked Up" she pulled a Blue Stick Special on his ass.
Blue Stick Special by OMGWTFBBQ22 August 20, 2007

Double Dragon

A two-handed hand-job that is performed using large quantities of lube (I.E. KY or saliva), and definitely both hands. To do the double dragon, the giver must be using the left and right hands to twist and slide up and down the shaft, while the receiver makes thrusting motions, and the hands must be locked together and work as a double dragon sliding up and down the cock, while rotating around and sliding up and down vigorously. Often results in massive splooge.
Me and Marie went to 7/11 where I bought some lube and she gave me the ultimate 'Double Dragon' around back.
Double Dragon by omgwtfbbq22 August 13, 2007

Drop the dumplings in the fryer 

Before I left for Suzie's house I had to drop the dumplings in the fryer.
Bitch, suck my dick.

"s my d" is commonly used as an abbreviation for suck my dick, b is sometimes used in place of bitch, hence bsmd=bitch, suck my dick.
—You little perv, you were looking down my shirt weren't you?
Hell no! Don't accuse me!
Leave me alone perv
—BSMD!
BSMD by omgwtfbbq22 March 31, 2007