old handle's definitions

Demitra

A bully who bends little kid's fingers back and punches them. AKA Demi.

Go away, Demitra!

by old handle January 15, 2015

football

Football is the best sport in the history of man, not including wizarding sports like Quidditch. For U.S.A users, it's soccer. You kick a ball into a net, and shout and scream for the rest of the match because you scored.

Guy 1: Hey, I scored a goal in football today!
Guy 2: Well, I scored ten goals in my football match!

by old handle July 4, 2014

Cat

1. A 4-legged, intelligent animal that would probably kill you if it was a little bigger.

2. a.k.a. Coital Alignment Technique. A sex position that is similar to missionary but the man's chest is at the woman's shoulders.

Guy 1: Me and Freya had sex last night!
Guy 2: Oh my god! What position did you do?
Guy 1: Well, we're both not very experienced so we did the cat!

by old handle August 14, 2014

Solitorine

The feeling you get when you look up from what you were doing and realize everyone else has left.

Sophie felt acute solitorine when she looked up.

by old handle February 18, 2021

Valentine's Day

A.K.A Make Single People Sad Day. The day when lovers across the world have more sex than usual, also when single people get sad.

I hate Valentine's Day.

by old handle February 13, 2015

Auto Incorrect

The worst thing in the history of man. When your iPad, iPhone, or other devices with autocorrect built in changes a word to something that doesn't make sense.

I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning, is she ok??? Hospital???
She's ok now. No hospital. She had to take the deep penis.
Uhhhhh... What?
I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS. Oh for Christ's sake, this auto incorrect. Epi Pen

by old handle July 6, 2014

Vine

A 7-second video. Origin: Vine app.

*makes a vine*

by old handle August 20, 2014