old handle's definitions

Cat

1. A 4-legged, intelligent animal that would probably kill you if it was a little bigger.

2. a.k.a. Coital Alignment Technique. A sex position that is similar to missionary but the man's chest is at the woman's shoulders.

Guy 1: Me and Freya had sex last night!
Guy 2: Oh my god! What position did you do?
Guy 1: Well, we're both not very experienced so we did the cat!

by old handle August 14, 2014

Chrymata

The feeling when you want to ask someone how they're feeling, not because they're upset, just because they're human, and all humans are sad; the feeling of wanting to share someone's burden.

The chrymata compelled him to check up on his friends daily.

by old handle July 10, 2020

wert

1. A wet fart.
2. Archaic second person singular past of be.
3. Something I randomly typed into Google to see what would come up.

1. "Oh no, I werted!"
2. If thou wert mine, I would be in heaven!
3. "wtf, wert is a word?!"

by old handle August 22, 2014

Solitorine

The feeling you get when you look up from what you were doing and realize everyone else has left.

Sophie felt acute solitorine when she looked up.

by old handle February 18, 2021

football

Football is the best sport in the history of man, not including wizarding sports like Quidditch. For U.S.A users, it's soccer. You kick a ball into a net, and shout and scream for the rest of the match because you scored.

Guy 1: Hey, I scored a goal in football today!
Guy 2: Well, I scored ten goals in my football match!

by old handle July 4, 2014

Dr Who

A annual TV show on BBC 1 where the main character is a time traveller with a box that can travel in space and time who can regenerate. The current Doctor is widely regarded as the 12th, but actually including the meta-crisis and the War Doctor, he is actually the 14th.

"And now on BBC 1, it's the madman with a box, Dr Who."

by old handle September 30, 2015

Demitra

A bully who bends little kid's fingers back and punches them. AKA Demi.

Go away, Demitra!

by old handle January 15, 2015