oh shit i'm dead's definitions

logic-whore

Someone who will step into a joke and ruin it with their excessive use of logic.

Person: I knocked that bitch out with my balls!
Logic Whore: Bullshit! As if you're balls are large or hard enough to do that.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead October 28, 2004

karate

the thing which all the kids told you thy knew in grade 3, but when put to the test they were just pussies

Now, kickboxing, on the other hand.

by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005

boxers

Best underwear ever. Like government, underwear's sole purpose sould be to protect the people without taking away too much of their freedom. Boxers serve this purpose greatly. They prevent the chafin of the genitals while letiing the balls go free.

Look better on women than men? Not really. Well, I guess they do, because women are women and men are men and I'm not attratced to men, so yeah. As for them being the only type of men's underwear that look better on women than men, hell no. Of course, it would be disturbing to see a chick in boxer briefs with the crotch holder hanging out, but I'd much rather see a chick in men's briefs than boxers.

Boxers seperate the men from the boys.

by oh shit i'm dead January 29, 2005

appetite for destruction

Guns N' Roses album whose quality will never be met by any other album by Guns N' Roses, including Chinese Democracy.

1. Welcome to the Jungle
2. It's So Easy
3. Nightrain
4. Out Ta Get Me
5. Mr. Brownstone
6. Paradise City
7. My Michelle
8. Think About You
9. Sweet Child O' Mine
10. You're Crazy
11. Anything Goes
12. Rocket Queen

by oh shit i'm dead February 3, 2005

female

The more subtle gender

I'm a guy which means I prefer to kick ass/get my ass kicked.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 24, 2005

william hung

Proof that the music industry is going downhill and has been for a long time. The idea that someone could get a record deal just because they look and sing funny is despicable.

It's fucking music, not your fucked up face.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 10, 2005

mullet-hawk

When you have mohawk where the back is longer and flows freely

Dude look at that guy's mullet-hawk. He looks like a bogan trying to be a punk

by oh shit i'm dead February 12, 2005