shrinkage

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

by Octopod November 21, 2003

Gotham

The big city, the Big Apple, etc. From superhero comics.

The arch-criminal Lex Luthor plans to steal all the bearer bonds in Gotham.

by octopod May 29, 2004

candy ass

Coward, chicken, pussy, effete cookie-pusher

That candy ass not only wouldn't go to Iraq, he wouldn't go east of Sepulveda

by Octopod November 07, 2003

graybar motel

See graybar hotel.

Hotel, schmotel, the Waldorf Astoria it ain't.

by Octopod November 06, 2003

Robin Hood

Middle school pastime of pulling out the back of a girl's bra and yelling "Robin Hood!"

He did a Robin Hood at the wrong time and ended up in the Principal's office.

by octopod November 24, 2003

dirtback

Low-class, trailer trash fuckhead.

Goddam dirtback, your mangy pit bull shat on my lawn again!

by Octopod November 08, 2003

ageism

Another PC term for sentiments and practices that don't fit someone's abstract model of perfection. In this case, refers negatively to any distinction made on the basis of age. See racism, sexism, lookism, etc.

Daddy, I wanna drive!
But you're only three!
Ageist bastard!
* * *
The senile old fool ran over a dog and a hydrant. Shouldn't they take away his license?
That's pure ageism, you bigoted fuckhead!

by octopod November 30, 2003