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Salmon Arm

Salmon Arm is a touristy but cool town in British Colombia that is known for it's great fishing and hiking. However it became famous in 2016 when in two separate and unrelated incidents, fathers were arrested for hitting their young daughters after they found out the girls were passing out nudes and nasty porn all over school. The fathers got in a shit load of trouble but managed to stay out of jail. It's unknown if the two girls are back to passing out nudes and porn all over school.

Dude, if you go to Salmon Arm in the winter, you sure as hell better like snow.

by oceancats February 11, 2017

Sexting

Sexting is something that young girls with low self-esteem do for attention. Phony "experts" and ugly feminists say that the kids are just exploring their sexuality, and sending out nudes and nasty porn all over school is "normal" and healthy". and is even more "normal" and "healthy" when young kids send the nudes to them. But in the end, the girls sexting are just hoes and thots with no self-respect that are desperate for attention and compliments.

Damn, look at Sally. She can barely tie her shoes, but is already sexting.

by oceancats September 30, 2020

Swansea, Massachusetts

Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.

The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.

by oceancats March 7, 2017

malama pono

Malama pono is short for e malama pono which means "take care", or " take care of yourself". A common way that Hawaiians say good bye.

Malama pono my friend, until we met again.

by oceancats April 19, 2017

piss in the wind

A very bad idea, unless you enjoy being covered in your own piss.

I was too lazy to find a better spot and tried to piss in the wind. Damn was that a mistake.

by oceancats April 5, 2017

Canon City, Colorado

A shitty city that is known for a huge sexting scandal in 2016 where the high school and middle school girls, some as young as 12, gave out pics and porn and nudes of themselves to all the guys. The pics were collected and traded like baseball cards. Someone at the school didn't want to be a porn star so she blew the whistle on the whole thing. Some of the older guys got suspended for having pics of the 12 year olds but all criminal charges were dropped because nobody in the school really gave a shit.

Everyone in Canon City, Colorado wishes they were somewhere else.

by oceancats January 25, 2017

Dog

A four legged creature that loves to sniff butts, hump legs and roll in the nastiest stuff possible. Most are dumb as shit but extremely loyal and protective to people they like.

My boyfriend was such an asshole that I dumped him and got a dog instead.

by oceancats August 31, 2017