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Malama Pono

by oceancats September 26, 2020
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Burrillville high school

Burrillville is a shitty high school in Rhode Island that was mainly known for it's shitty hockey team until the spring of 2017 when a huge sexting scandal hit the school. For years some guys in the school had a Dropbox where guys would put nudes and porn of their girlfriends. The slutty and attentions seeking girls didn't care and lots of guys, both in school and out, had access to the photos. The whole thing was finally busted when some noisy parent found out about it and called the cops. The slutty thots now have to use more traditional ways to act slutty and get attention.
I wish everything in like was as easy as the girls in Burrillville high school.
by oceancats August 7, 2017
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Davidson High School

Davidson High School is a shitty school in Michigan that received nation headlines twice in the last two years. In 2016 nude pictures of one of the slutty high school girls ended up being sent to some of the teachers. This made the attention seeking ho happy as well as the teachers but it was never discovered who was doing it. And then in 2017 some idiot took hundreds of nudes from dozens of the slutty girls in school and posted them on line. Again, the slutty girls were happy for the attention but the police were not amused and the stupid guy was arrested. The slutty, attention seeking girls were called victims and given hugs and treated like heroes instead of just hoes.
Davidson High School is infested with slutty girls that will do anything for attention.
by oceancats May 28, 2017
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Dog

A four legged creature that loves to sniff butts, hump legs and roll in the nastiest stuff possible. Most are dumb as shit but extremely loyal and protective to people they like.
My boyfriend was such an asshole that I dumped him and got a dog instead.
by oceancats August 31, 2017
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Cat Video

What every single woman in the world is watching right now.
I want to get sexy with my GF but she's more interested in watching those damn cat videos.
by oceancats February 14, 2017
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malama pono

Malama pono is short for e malama pono which means "take care", or " take care of yourself". A common way that Hawaiians say good bye.
Malama pono my friend, until we met again.
by oceancats April 19, 2017
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piss in the wind

A very bad idea, unless you enjoy being covered in your own piss.
I was too lazy to find a better spot and tried to piss in the wind. Damn was that a mistake.
by oceancats April 5, 2017
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