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equal rights equal fights

"equal rights equal fights" extends the idea of equal rights for both men and women to fighting.

traditionally, an honorable man or boy would not fight or attack a woman or girl; however, "equal rights equal fights" argues that since males and females should civilly be treated equally, a man shouldn't necessarily be expected to hold back from a fight against a woman.

this idea is controversial, since the simple truth is that due to fundamental differences in body composition, the average man will almost always be able to win a fight against the average woman, and even a relatively strong and/or skillful woman may lose against a relatively weak and/or unskilled man. this fact makes the application of "equal rights" not always equivalent to "equal fights," since while the rights of men and women are (ideally) equal, their physical bodies are not.
male who loves pizza: "you stole my pizza. now we must battle to the death."
female pizza thief: "nope, can't hit a girl."
guy: "equal rights equal fights. chivalry is outdated. now, have at you!"
*they fight, unencumbered by societal expectations and traditions*
by obscureharrypottercharacter December 30, 2022
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Las Vegas

Where everyone is trying to steal your money, but in Vegas, it's legal.

The architecture is cool though
"I just went to Las Vegas to spend $13,000 on a chicken-based slot machine"
"I don't care but hey look at this Eiffel Tower"
by obscureharrypottercharacter December 29, 2021
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real life

it's either this, or it's just fantasy
is this the real life
is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide
no escape from reality
by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023
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holy heckaroli

what you say when something just occured that was so inexplicably wacky and there's nothing else you could really say. you can never really anticipate something that warrants a "holy heckaroli," but you'll know when it happens
holy heckaroli
by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023
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correcthorsebatterystaple

The most secure password ever, unless someone else knows that you think that it's the most secure password ever. (xkcd 936)
Tr0ub4dor&3 | difficulty to guess: easy | difficulty to remember: hard
correcthorsebatterystaple | difficulty to guess: hard | difficulty to remember: you've already memorized it
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