Las Vegas

Where everyone is trying to steal your money, but in Vegas, it's legal.

The architecture is cool though

"I just went to Las Vegas to spend $13,000 on a chicken-based slot machine"
"I don't care but hey look at this Eiffel Tower"

by obscureharrypottercharacter December 29, 2021

I'll think about it

no you won't

"I'll think about it"
"no you won't"
"fair"

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 17, 2023

real life

it's either this, or it's just fantasy

is this the real life
is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide
no escape from reality

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 17, 2023

mayo monkey

a racial slur for white/Caucasian people. it's supposed to be offensive, but every time I hear it I just burst out laughing. it's so ridiculous, it feels kinda crazy that it's actually unironic, at least to some extent. (and yes, I'm white)

I tried selling mayo monkey passes to the black kids at my school but none of them bought any

by obscureharrypottercharacter May 01, 2023

Fandom wiki's law

There is a Fandom / Wikia wiki for everything you could think of, including YouTube, heffalumps and woozles, The Price is Right, fictional hurricanes, Illumination's "Sing", VeggieTales, VeggieTales fanon, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Windows Media Player's visualization feature, Baldi's Basics, Bob's Burgers, prepaid SIM cards, and Kim Kardashian. Most of them are poorly written and maintained by about two active users per wiki.

"bro I just found the fandom wiki for green-colored 7-segmented lcd displays"
"yea, that's fandom wiki's law for you"

by obscureharrypottercharacter December 29, 2021