webp

an image file format designed by Google for the World Wide Web. it's much superior in compression compared to other formats, whether lossy (like JPEG) or lossless (like PNG), supports animation (like GIF), and can do almost anything those formats can. the problem is that nobody likes it anyway. Google itself doesn't even support it for the Google Docs suite, most applications don't open them, and many people simply convert them to PNG on sight, which is disruptive to workflows. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

when I see a webp I want to scream

by obscureharrypottercharacter February 25, 2023

I'll think about it

no you won't

"I'll think about it"
"no you won't"
"fair"

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023

nice argument

"nice argument. unfortunately, fill in the blank"

if you're in the middle of a disagreement online, sending a message in this format will immediately ruin the recipient's argument, and most likely their life. use only as a last resort. examples below

nice argument. unfortunately, 192.168.1.45
nice argument. unfortunately, your mother is obese
nice argument. unfortunately, I have a grenade launcher
nice argument. unfortunately, you probably eat at Burger King for lunch every day

by obscureharrypottercharacter February 25, 2023

holy heckaroli

what you say when something just occured that was so inexplicably wacky and there's nothing else you could really say. you can never really anticipate something that warrants a "holy heckaroli," but you'll know when it happens

holy heckaroli

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023

correcthorsebatterystaple

The most secure password ever, unless someone else knows that you think that it's the most secure password ever. (xkcd 936)

Tr0ub4dor&3 | difficulty to guess: easy | difficulty to remember: hard
correcthorsebatterystaple | difficulty to guess: hard | difficulty to remember: you've already memorized it

by obscureharrypottercharacter May 01, 2022