obscureharrypottercharacter's definitions

mayo monkey

a racial slur for white/Caucasian people. it's supposed to be offensive, but every time I hear it I just burst out laughing. it's so ridiculous, it feels kinda crazy that it's actually unironic, at least to some extent. (and yes, I'm white)

I tried selling mayo monkey passes to the black kids at my school but none of them bought any

by obscureharrypottercharacter April 30, 2023

webp

an image file format designed by Google for the World Wide Web. it's much superior in compression compared to other formats, whether lossy (like JPEG) or lossless (like PNG), supports animation (like GIF), and can do almost anything those formats can. the problem is that nobody likes it anyway. Google itself doesn't even support it for the Google Docs suite, most applications don't open them, and many people simply convert them to PNG on sight, which is disruptive to workflows. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

when I see a webp I want to scream

by obscureharrypottercharacter February 25, 2023

Maqkenna

an alternate spelling of Mackenna / Makenna that I made up that I'm pretty sure doesn't exist. I am now putting it on urban dictionary.

"that's maqkenna"
"what"

by obscureharrypottercharacter February 25, 2023

correcthorsebatterystaple

The most secure password ever, unless someone else knows that you think that it's the most secure password ever. (xkcd 936)

Tr0ub4dor&3 | difficulty to guess: easy | difficulty to remember: hard
correcthorsebatterystaple | difficulty to guess: hard | difficulty to remember: you've already memorized it

by obscureharrypottercharacter May 1, 2022

holy heckaroli

what you say when something just occured that was so inexplicably wacky and there's nothing else you could really say. you can never really anticipate something that warrants a "holy heckaroli," but you'll know when it happens

holy heckaroli

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023