obscureharrypottercharacter's definitions

real life

it's either this, or it's just fantasy

is this the real life
is this just fantasy
caught in a landslide
no escape from reality

by obscureharrypottercharacter March 16, 2023

webp

an image file format designed by Google for the World Wide Web. it's much superior in compression compared to other formats, whether lossy (like JPEG) or lossless (like PNG), supports animation (like GIF), and can do almost anything those formats can. the problem is that nobody likes it anyway. Google itself doesn't even support it for the Google Docs suite, most applications don't open them, and many people simply convert them to PNG on sight, which is disruptive to workflows. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

when I see a webp I want to scream

by obscureharrypottercharacter February 25, 2023

Maqkenna

an alternate spelling of Mackenna / Makenna that I made up that I'm pretty sure doesn't exist. I am now putting it on urban dictionary.

"that's maqkenna"
"what"

by obscureharrypottercharacter February 25, 2023

Fandom wiki's law

There is a Fandom / Wikia wiki for everything you could think of, including YouTube, heffalumps and woozles, The Price is Right, fictional hurricanes, Illumination's "Sing", VeggieTales, VeggieTales fanon, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Windows Media Player's visualization feature, Baldi's Basics, Bob's Burgers, prepaid SIM cards, and Kim Kardashian. Most of them are poorly written and maintained by about two active users per wiki.

"bro I just found the fandom wiki for green-colored 7-segmented lcd displays"
"yea, that's fandom wiki's law for you"

by obscureharrypottercharacter December 29, 2021

correcthorsebatterystaple

The most secure password ever, unless someone else knows that you think that it's the most secure password ever. (xkcd 936)

Tr0ub4dor&3 | difficulty to guess: easy | difficulty to remember: hard
correcthorsebatterystaple | difficulty to guess: hard | difficulty to remember: you've already memorized it

by obscureharrypottercharacter May 1, 2022