Long Island

"upstate" has nothing to do with "north". It is a colloquialism for New York State outside of the city
Upstate Illinois actually refers to SOUTHERN Illinois because Chicago is up north.
by NYC February 27, 2005
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Yoshi fart

1. n. A type of flatulation having dual escapes of gas where the first fart is released having a high pitch, and the second is released having a lower pitch; the tonal quality replicating the audio sound of Mario mounting Yoshi.
:: ppsht! ppsht! ::

"Whoa, you better check your pants for an egg, that was one nasty Yoshi fart"
by NYC March 13, 2006
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the brit

"theres the doggy moan, the combo clit-vaginal moan, the grace slick moan, the machine gun moan and uhh the british-greek moan"
by nyc February 06, 2003
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momderwear

n. 1. Underwear, undergarments, hosiery or other delicates belonging to ones mother which are commonly found hanging in the bathroom and cluttering the area.

2. Any instance of unattractive, large, control top or "granny" type underwear.
"I walked into your bathroom to pee, but I got attacked by all this hanging momderwear."
by NYC April 16, 2005
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panths

1. n. Uncommon cute word used as an alternative to the word "pants"
I just went online looking to buy panths for my tushie!
by NYC October 17, 2004
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divorce

1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.
Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."

Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."

Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."
by NYC February 06, 2006
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RABBIT 2000

plastic vibrator that hot pink on the outside and filled with pearls on the inside. also features and a clit and anus stimulator.
"My roommate felt that she could not get off just from usuing her stuffed animal alone anymore, she felt she needed to use the rabbit 2000 to help her along"
by nyc February 07, 2003
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