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divorce

1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.
Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."

Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."

Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."
by NYC April 9, 2006
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American Idol

An American "reality" show in which generally untalented nobodies compete in a large scale karaoke contest where they are urged to express themselves as individuals, yet are not accepted or praised until they look, act, think, and sing exactly as a generic Top 40 Pop singer, where the grand prize is a record deal with Simon Cowell's record label; ultimately creating a retail failure, as the "artist" is doing little else but singing songs other people wrote for them as they write no words nor play any instruments of their own, all of which is eventually blamed on Mp3 pirating for poor CD sales.
"American Idol is complete garbage."

"All of these people on American Idol are just singing karaoke."

"Who's going to be the next American Idol? Who cares. They're not musicians either way."
by NYC January 20, 2006
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kasi

a female who likes to spend more money that she has.
"Kasi, you cannot go to the bar and spend 80 dollars because you already bought 17 bags at the mall today!"
by nyc February 6, 2003
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momderwear

n. 1. Underwear, undergarments, hosiery or other delicates belonging to ones mother which are commonly found hanging in the bathroom and cluttering the area.

2. Any instance of unattractive, large, control top or "granny" type underwear.
"I walked into your bathroom to pee, but I got attacked by all this hanging momderwear."
by NYC April 16, 2005
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panths

1. n. Uncommon cute word used as an alternative to the word "pants"
I just went online looking to buy panths for my tushie!
by NYC October 16, 2004
mugGet the panthsmug.

rice burner

n. 1. Originally coined by oldschool bikers in the early 80's, a derogatory and borderline rascist term used to describe Japanese and other import motorcycles which were not Harley Davidsons or made in the USA.

2. Adapted from it's original meaning in the mid 90's, a term used to describe an R-Type vehicle based on the phrase "riced up", which denotes a heavily modified car that is usually an import, where the cost of the actual modifications usually exceed the vehicles bluebook value.
1. "That Kawasaki Ninja isn't a real bike, it's just a piece of shit rice burner"

2. "You bought that Honda Civic for $8,000 and put $16,000 worth of junk into that rice burner"
by NYC April 8, 2005
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gator

Usually Jenna, or a female who engages in gatoring the truth, or exagerrating the story beyond recognition.
"Jenna is striving to be a journalist, although everyone always told her that she should be the next Montel"
by nyc February 6, 2003
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