Definitions by nutella137

Wigga 

Wannabe you know what. Usually white and middle or upper middle class. Wants to be from the hood because they think it makes them look cool. They often date black girls and think having a black girlfriend makes them an honorary black person.

James: you wanna fight me? I’m tough ‘cause I’m from Philly. You bout to catch these hands.
Jamal: My uncle lives in Philly. Which part are you from?
James: Brookhaven.
Jamal: that’s a burb, just what I thought white boy, you’s just a wigga.
James: My black girlfriend is from the west side if that counts.

Wigga by nutella137 September 7, 2020

Icup

Something that elementary schoolers will ask each other to spell. Sounds like I see you pee.

4th grader: you’re a dumb 2nd grader
2nd grader: I’m not dumb
4th grader: Then spell icup
2nd grader: I C U P

Icup by nutella137 September 5, 2020

False dichotomy 

Thinking that there are only two possibilities when there are more.

1.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.

2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.

False dichotomy by nutella137 August 20, 2020

Assume

To make an uneducated guess.

Macy: are you doing anything for Valentine’s Day with Pablo?
Georgia: no, why?
Macy: I’m sorry I assumed you two were dating.
Georgia: no we’re just friends, he has a girlfriend, Divya. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

Assume by nutella137 August 6, 2020

Fucktart 

Someone you hate but still want to have sex with.

George: I wish my ex girlfriend wasn’t such a fucktart, then it would be easier to either move on or get back together with her.

Fucktart by nutella137 August 5, 2020

cha town 

Charlotte, North Carolina the largest city in North Carolina and one of the best cities in the USA.

I’m from cha town

cha town by nutella137 August 1, 2020

Cha town 

Charlotte, North Carolina. This is the biggest city in North Carolina and one of the best cities in the USA.

I’m from Cha town.

Cha town by nutella137 August 1, 2020