ak47

A weapon of remarkable simplicity and reliability. Though not as accurate as a Colt, it will continue to function effectively in adverse environmental conditions when others fail. Lightweight and user friendly, it is inexpensive and uses easily obtainable rounds. It's unique report identifies the user as a foe of U.S. forces.

That's an AK ; unfriendlies in the vicinity!!

by numerator April 30, 2005

stick a fork in it

Exhausted, used up, finished. From meat that is fully cooked and ready to be handled with a fork.

That board is toast-stick a fork in it

by numerator May 02, 2005

Schwarzenegger

A hugely popular no-acting serial groper who used "hard work" and steroids to gain bodybuilding fame and a resultant career in crappy movies. Vaulted to the Governorship of Ca. by wedding Maria Shriver. Much shrewder and more intelligent than he might appear..

If you stay on the juice you could be the next Schwarzenegger

by numerator April 30, 2005

cats ass

A person,thing or event to be held in high regard. From the meticulous treatment and devotional attention a feline bestowes on its hindquarters. Not in wide useage.

You look that good and can cook too? Damn if you ain't about the cats ass!

by numerator April 29, 2005

clutch

The assembly that engages and disengages a transmission. Performing successfully while under pressure. A group of baby birds. A ladies handbag. A grasp or hold.

Nice work with that clutch dumbass, that gear didn't need all those teeth anyway!

by numerator April 30, 2005

happiness

A state of mind achieved by allowing something personally satistying to enable you to ignore the pain and misery in the world. A feeling of euphoria.

It makes me happy when you compliment me on my sexual prowess

by numerator April 30, 2005