numerator's definitions

ak47

A weapon of remarkable simplicity and reliability. Though not as accurate as a Colt, it will continue to function effectively in adverse environmental conditions when others fail. Lightweight and user friendly, it is inexpensive and uses easily obtainable rounds. It's unique report identifies the user as a foe of U.S. forces.

That's an AK ; unfriendlies in the vicinity!!

by numerator April 30, 2005

happiness

A state of mind achieved by allowing something personally satistying to enable you to ignore the pain and misery in the world. A feeling of euphoria.

It makes me happy when you compliment me on my sexual prowess

by numerator April 30, 2005

clutch

The assembly that engages and disengages a transmission. Performing successfully while under pressure. A group of baby birds. A ladies handbag. A grasp or hold.

Nice work with that clutch dumbass, that gear didn't need all those teeth anyway!

by numerator April 30, 2005

stick a fork in it

Exhausted, used up, finished. From meat that is fully cooked and ready to be handled with a fork.

That board is toast-stick a fork in it

by numerator May 2, 2005

msn messenger

An attempt to further dominate the cyber world by Microsoft.

Is msn messenger superior to the other IM's? No, but Bill Gates likes it.

by numerator May 2, 2005

High

An altered state of conciousness resulting from the ingestion of various substances. Also, shit that is taller than you and you have to look up to see it (like a kite).

Whoa dude! I'm high as a fucking kite!

by numerator May 2, 2005