by not a normal man March 06, 2025
What Sonic the Hedgehog had in Sonic Boom. Most people were pissed about the game because Sonic Boom was just thought to be a shitty game, but some people (really only Chris Chan) were pissed how he had blue arms. CWC even went as far as macing a GameStop employee (yeah, cause store workers definitely gave Sonic blue arms, Chris.) because of how pissed off he was about a video game character’s arm color.
by not a normal man December 16, 2024
by not a normal man December 08, 2024
Finn McMissile: You obviously have plenty of experience in the field.
Mater: Well, yeah, I live right next to one.
Mater: Well, yeah, I live right next to one.
by not a normal man September 25, 2024
A bootleg of the Game Boy. It is most famous for being reviewed by ashens. The games are so boring they’re not worth talking about.
by not a normal man December 16, 2024
Jack Black is goated. Did you hear he sang “Hit me baby one more time?”
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.
by not a normal man December 08, 2024
A shitty clone of Nintendo’s Wii. Made by an infamous Chinese company called “JungleTac” which was notorious for cranking out shitty shovelware games that are blatant ripoffs of flash games. The Vii is just an outdated 16 bit console with secondrate clones of the Wii Sports games.
Mom: Son, I got you a Wii.
Son: Yay! Where is it?
Mom: Wait here. I’ll be right back.
Comes back with the Chintendo Vii.
Son: What the hell is this? This is NOT a Wii!
Son: Yay! Where is it?
Mom: Wait here. I’ll be right back.
Comes back with the Chintendo Vii.
Son: What the hell is this? This is NOT a Wii!
by not a normal man September 19, 2024