not a normal man's definitions

AI Art

Something with 15 fingers per hand.

One guy: Eew, what the fuck is this?
Another guy: It's AI Art.
Guy 1: What the hell happened to the hands?
Guy 2: Like I already told you, it's AI ART!

by not a normal man December 7, 2024

Chicken jockey

1. A mob in Minecraft which is a baby zombie riding a chicken. It is extremely rare.
2. A phrase which can turn a previously calm movie theater into a veritable war zone. When jack black said it in the Minecraft Movie, everyone lost their minds. At one point, someone brought a real chicken into the theater for this one scene.

Jack Black: Chicken jockey!
Movie theater: Screaming, throwing popcorn/slushies/toilet paper, setting off fireworks, jumping/running around

by not a normal man April 16, 2025

cesspool

Youtube Kids.

With the advent of elsagate and the blocking of comments on all animations, Youtube kids is a prime example of a cesspool. Who fucking ASKED for this?!?!

by not a normal man December 23, 2024

Chris Chan

The Voldemort of Wikipedia.

I edited Chris Chan into wikipedia. My edit was deleted in 2 seconds.

by not a normal man March 6, 2025

May 1st

The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.

When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!

by not a normal man September 18, 2024

Hit me baby one more time

Jack Black sang it better.

Jack Black is goated. Did you hear he sang “Hit me baby one more time?”
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.

by not a normal man December 8, 2024

Field

Something Tow Mater lives right next to in Cars 2.

Finn McMissile: You obviously have plenty of experience in the field.
Mater: Well, yeah, I live right next to one.

by not a normal man September 25, 2024