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Sonic Boom Protests

The Sonic Boom Protests were a series of protests against how in Sonic Boom, Sonic had blue arms. Yes, really. The protests were done by Christian Weston Chandler, better known as Chris Chan. What he did was he went to GameStop and vandalized the Sonic Boom posters in order to make Sonic’s arms tan. When he was asked to stop, he said “Don’t call anybody!” and maced an employee. Because GameStop workers definitely programmed the games and made Sonic’s arms tan, Chris.

He also attempted to get people to boycott the game, thinking others were pissed about the arm color change. However, only weens joined him.

Ironically, Chris’ first drawing of Sonic had, you guessed it, blue arms.
What was the point of the Sonic Boom Protests? Lowkey Sonic looks better with blue arms.
by not a normal man December 19, 2024
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Chicken jockey

1. A mob in Minecraft which is a baby zombie riding a chicken. It is extremely rare.
2. A phrase which can turn a previously calm movie theater into a veritable war zone. When jack black said it in the Minecraft Movie, everyone lost their minds. At one point, someone brought a real chicken into the theater for this one scene.
Jack Black: Chicken jockey!
Movie theater: Screaming, throwing popcorn/slushies/toilet paper, setting off fireworks, jumping/running around
by not a normal man April 16, 2025
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Hit me baby one more time

Jack Black is goated. Did you hear he sang “Hit me baby one more time?”
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.
by not a normal man December 8, 2024
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Game Child

A bootleg of the Game Boy. It is most famous for being reviewed by ashens. The games are so boring they’re not worth talking about.
Ashens: Quest For The Game Child was the only good Youtuber movie. The other ones were shit.
by not a normal man December 16, 2024
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Chintendo Vii

A shitty clone of Nintendo’s Wii. Made by an infamous Chinese company called “JungleTac” which was notorious for cranking out shitty shovelware games that are blatant ripoffs of flash games. The Vii is just an outdated 16 bit console with secondrate clones of the Wii Sports games.
Mom: Son, I got you a Wii.
Son: Yay! Where is it?
Mom: Wait here. I’ll be right back.
Comes back with the Chintendo Vii.
Son: What the hell is this? This is NOT a Wii!
by not a normal man September 19, 2024
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AI Art

Something with 15 fingers per hand.
One guy: Eew, what the fuck is this?
Another guy: It's AI Art.
Guy 1: What the hell happened to the hands?
Guy 2: Like I already told you, it's AI ART!
by not a normal man December 7, 2024
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Blue arms

What Sonic the Hedgehog had in Sonic Boom. Most people were pissed about the game because Sonic Boom was just thought to be a shitty game, but some people (really only Chris Chan) were pissed how he had blue arms. CWC even went as far as macing a GameStop employee (yeah, cause store workers definitely gave Sonic blue arms, Chris.) because of how pissed off he was about a video game character’s arm color.
SONIC’S ARMS ARE TAN! HE HAS NEVER HAD AND WILL NEVER HAVE BLUE ARMS!!!!!!
by not a normal man December 16, 2024
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