Definitions by not Jackie Chen

Cockblocked by Donald Trump 

When you live in Mexico and have a gf in America and you about to visit her but Donald Trump just built a wall.

Jose: I was about to visit my girlfriend but I got cockblocked by Donald Trump.
Juan: No me gusta.

Cockblocked by Donald Trump by not Jackie Chen October 4, 2017

Afganistan 

It is a wonderful place with bombs and terrorists.

Afganistan is located on Earth.

Afganistan by not Jackie Chen June 15, 2017

Cyka Bylat 

It is a word used by Russians when they are happy and not angry at all.

Oh wow I died cyka bylat

Cyka Bylat by not Jackie Chen June 15, 2017

Bill Nye the Bill Nye Guy 

He is the fake Bill Nye and does not have an imagination.

Me: I hate Bill Nye the Bill Nye Guy.
Your mom: ok

Bill Nye the Bill Nye Guy by not Jackie Chen June 15, 2017

Pink Guy 

He is Filthy Frank in a pink suit.

Pink Guy : Eyy boss
Frank : Not now pink guy

Pink Guy by not Jackie Chen June 15, 2017