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phapid

old person with no teeth who speaks oppisite language
There was a phapid at the denture shop today.
by norm June 29, 2003
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Timmur

A hairy russian kid in the 8th grade that has a unibrow, and has been stalking a hairy russina chick for 3 years. Spends more time on computer than he does walking. Hasn't had social activity with humans in person for 9 years. Sucks at life.
Timmur has a big unibrow.
by Norm April 13, 2005
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miles per gallon

An irrelevant reference to oil/gasoline in the American culture. While it is paramount to Americans that they have oil, the amount that they burn is of no concern. In the American culture, "wasting oil" means using it for something other than their luxury purposes and the polution generated by their oil use qualifies them for tax relief.
My Humvee, that I got for free with my tax write-off, gets 3 miles per gallon on the freeway but I don't care!
by Norm July 9, 2003
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rectie

someone who is acting like a fool, jerk, dick, or ass. It comes from the term "asshole" or rectum.
My brother is being a rectie today.
by Norm May 3, 2003
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hoon

To ride one's motorcycle either alone or in a group. Can be determined and high speed, or just out for a Sunday run.
1: "Good hoon?" "Yeah, lamped it down the A13 at 130mph!"
2: "We're off for a hoon at the weekend - probably going to take in some Oxfordshire twisties, maybe stop for lunch if we find a nice pub".
by Norm September 8, 2003
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Ranshawed

When someone who resembles Ron Swanson comes in the room and encourages you to drink more alcohol than normal so he can get with you later that night.
Be careful at the party , this week three girls have been ranshawed.
by Norm November 8, 2017
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bimble

To amble without real aim, yet in a friendly and harmless manner. It's not required to acheive nothing, though it is a frequent side effect. Bimbling can be made a little more business like with a slight hunch of the shoulders.
Tron and Enid whiled away many a Sunday afternoon on a pleasant bimble round the shops.
by Norm July 9, 2003
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