norbert's definitions

radio

1. A device that uses crystals and wire to pick up a signal sent through packs of waves through the air to produce sound
2.a box that plays shitty music

1. in electronics class we had to make a radio
2. that cd sounds just like the radio

by norbert April 13, 2003

ignorant

adj. lacking knowledge

half of the people on this website are ignorant and should learn to spell. especially those stupid cynical bastards who contradict themselves.

by norbert April 13, 2003

pop

1. the improper version of soda
2. the sound made when removing ones finger from their ass or another's ass

Could i get a pop? (the conflict between the two defintions of this word arises from this statement, does one mean, i would like a carbonated beverage, or does it mean i would like a finger up my ass?)

by norbert April 13, 2003

lisdexia

n. the act of transposing letters in ones mind then speaking/writting these letters incorrecting

god i think i'm lisdexic

by norbert April 13, 2003

Time

an imagined reference created by man. can be extended by blocking ones senses. and yes this is true for time is only your own perception and therefore is altered

I was having an orgasm and time ceased to exist

by norbert April 13, 2003

muc

male ejaculation, derived from cum being spelled backwards

EW this sheet has muc on it!

by norbert April 13, 2003

republicrat

a derogitory bastardization of republican and a democrat based on the belief that they are the same political belief.

Yah i voted republicrat!

by norbert April 13, 2003