norbert's definitions

Time

an imagined reference created by man. can be extended by blocking ones senses. and yes this is true for time is only your own perception and therefore is altered

I was having an orgasm and time ceased to exist

by norbert April 13, 2003

Glen Murphy

An all-round top-notch kinda guy.

With a big head.

Glen Murphy is better than me.

by Norbert October 3, 2004

republicrat

a derogitory bastardization of republican and a democrat based on the belief that they are the same political belief.

Yah i voted republicrat!

by norbert April 13, 2003

Ethan

A complete and total homosexual

Ethan is gay

by Norbert March 10, 2024

lisdexia

n. the act of transposing letters in ones mind then speaking/writting these letters incorrecting

god i think i'm lisdexic

by norbert April 13, 2003

klixee

an extremely annoying being on metal rods. joined at the hip with beings who do not want it around (awww) (not) and who clicks her fingers and rods in an eerie way, that echoes through the night. click, click. may well be a lesbian.

click, click, the crempog's coming!
quick, look busy!
klixee:wouldn't it be funny if the gym teacher was a pole dancer?
crayolians:no! images!!!

by norbert July 16, 2004

CF

Shorthand for clusterfuck. Can be used when not wanting another person to know what you're really saying or when you want to avoid being vulgar.

Hey Johnny, this gangbang is such a CF...

by Norbert March 4, 2004